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Big Brother Betting Odds: Nicole Out, Lisa Engaged, Rex To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Crikey, is Big Brother still on? It is? Why, that must mean we’re being punished for something. Sorry. A million times sorry.

Anyway, what’s happened on Big Brother this weekend? Nicole got evicted which is good, because it means that the most annoying person on the television has automatically reverted back to Jeremy Kyle; and Lisa got engaged to Mario, which is bad because it meant that Mario was back on TV and we promised ourselves that we’d cut our eyes out if that ever happened again. Thank heavens for braille keyboards, eh?

So who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Sara, Rex and Kat, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Last Time We Have to Say it: Nicole Out, Please.

by Ian Dransfield

Well, it’s the day of evictions once again and we can’t wait to see what reaction Nicole will get. Okay so technically she hasn’t been booted out yet, but if she doesn’t go then we won’t be happy and we’ll blame everyone in the country – nay – the world for letting us down. It [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Nicole Out Tomorrow, Please. We’re Not Joking.

by Ian Dransfield

It’s every woman for herself in the Big Brother house this week with outsiders Nicole and Sara up against one of the front-runners Lisa. There’s no Kat fight and welsh teacher Rachel has survived Lisa‘s scornful looks for another week – but for the other three, it’s claws out, let the bitch fest begin. So [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Can We Get Rid of Nicole Now, Please?

by hecklerspray staff

So there’s a three-way in the Big Brother house this week – one of Sara, Lisa or Nicole will be flushed away on Friday night, as this BB game heats up. They are all nomination virgins of course, so whichever leaves, it’s going to hurt. However, there may be some relief for Nicole if she [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Caeser/Rex Hybrid Spotted in the House

by hecklerspray staff

So Rex’s reign of tyranny continues in the newly re-named ‘Rex and Nicole Show’. Seriously though, how much more of their interminable bickering and childish arguments can the nation put up with? They are a microcosm of every bad facet of every bad relationship anyone has ever had in the history of man. The fact [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu’s Gone, Mikey’s Still Favourite

by hecklerspray staff

Stuart finally got his “wish” this weekend and became the ninth person to be evicted from the ever dwindling Big Brother house. The soon to be front cover model of every Heat magazine for the rest of eternity received a mixed reaction from the crowd, shrill screams of affection from the moist army of girls [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Stu Out Tonight, Mikey Still on to Win?

by hecklerspray staff

So it’s between Stuart and Rachel tonight – hardly a heavyweight contest, is it? It should only go one way. Stu should be climbing the steps before the night is out and here’s hoping Rex will be thoroughly confused by the whole thing. Rachel‘s tears over the dead goldfish – and Nicole‘s laughter at her [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds – Has Rachel Hurt Her Chances?

by hecklerspray staff

Big Brother has got all sporty – and suddenly Stuart has woken up from his slumber. Rachel however has become all sulky and could be preparing for her final day. But she looks odds on to be wrong – and it will be beefcake Stuart who athletically tackles those steps to freedom tomorrow, finally leaving [...]

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Rebecca Out, Mohamed To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

There’s a saying round our way that goes “Urgh, put ‘em away luv. They’re all manky and greasy and stuff.”

And that saying couldn’t be more apt when it comes to discussing Rebecca, the Big Brother housemate who was evicted on Friday night. She came, she saw, she kept getting her knockers out and she had a drunken tongue-wrestle with a twig. We won’t see Rebecca’s like again, unless of course we go to any pikey nightclub on a Saturday night. Honestly, they’re full of them.

But with Rebecca gone, who’s going to win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed, Sara, Maysoon and Lisa, with help from Paddy Power…

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Big Brother Betting Odds: Mikey To Win?

by Stuart Heritage

Splitting Big Brother into heaven and hell seems to have done the trick – we haven’t heard this much whinging from the Big Brother housemates since, dunno, three days ago or something.

The latest fate to befall the Big Brother housemates trapped in hell is that they have to peel a great big pile of onions if they want to nominate anyone this week. Obviously this task was designed to make the housemates smell funny and cry, which is ironic because – thanks to the way we crap ourselves and weep every time we have to watch Big Brother – we know exactly how they feel.

Who’ll win Big Brother? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa, Rachel, Stuart, Rex and Mikey, with help from Paddy Power…

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