Articles tagged with: Lisa Snowdon
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Mark Foster Clomps Out
Let's not pretend that this is anything other than completely inevitable - Mark Foster has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Not for lack of trying - he even toned down his outfit to just a semi-transparent blouse that gave him a cleavage like an old prostitute down the bingo. Given Mark's tendency to grimace and flail like a rapist at any opportunity, his Paso Doble to Since U Been Gone should have been amazing. But it wasn't, and he pulled in his worst score of the entire series for it. And this is Mark Foster we're taking about - we figured the only way he could actually get any worse was to fart in Tess Daly's mouth during a Coup de Pique. But anyway, with Mark Foster out, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the first part of our Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Lisa Snowdon and Andrew Castle...
Let's not pretend that this is anything other than completely inevitable - Mark Foster has been eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing. Not for lack of trying - he even toned down his outfit to just a semi-transparent blouse that gave him a cleavage like an old prostitute down the bingo. Given Mark's tendency to grimace and flail like a rapist at any opportunity, his Paso Doble to Since U Been Gone should have been amazing. But it wasn't, and he pulled in his worst score of the entire series for it. And this is Mark Foster we're taking about - we figured the only way he could actually get any worse was to fart in Tess Daly's mouth during a Coup de Pique. But anyway, with Mark Foster out, who'll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here's the first part of our Strictly Come Dancing recap, for Lisa Snowdon and Andrew Castle...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Don Warrington Waddles Off
Last night Don Warrington became what we're assuming to be the millionth contestant to leave Strictly Come Dancing this year. We know why, of course. Don's secret weapon in Strictly Come Dancing was his face - he only danced well when he was pulling an expression like a naked midget with excessive bodyhair was trying to jab a poo-covered stick up one of his nostrils. But since he was dancing an American Smooth to Can't Smile Without You on Saturday, Don had to trade in his repulsed glower for something a bit more civilised. And that's where it all fell apart. So with Don Warrington out of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Rachel Stevens, Lisa Snowdon and Heather Small...
Last night Don Warrington became what we're assuming to be the millionth contestant to leave Strictly Come Dancing this year. We know why, of course. Don's secret weapon in Strictly Come Dancing was his face - he only danced well when he was pulling an expression like a naked midget with excessive bodyhair was trying to jab a poo-covered stick up one of his nostrils. But since he was dancing an American Smooth to Can't Smile Without You on Saturday, Don had to trade in his repulsed glower for something a bit more civilised. And that's where it all fell apart. So with Don Warrington out of Strictly Come Dancing, who's going to win? Here's part one of our Strictly Come Dancing recap for the week, for Rachel Stevens, Lisa Snowdon and Heather Small...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Lisa Snowden & Rachel Stevens
This is our last set of Strictly Come Dancing recaps before Saturday's show, and the thought of it alone is making us giddy. Or nauseous. We've lost the ability to tell. You see, on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, the boys and the girls are going to be intermingled for the first time this series. It's going to be too much to bear - Jodie Kidd one minute, that bloke of the Kenco adverts the next minute, the one out of S Club 7 the minute after and then the man from GMTV who looks like he's been carved out of a single block of balsa wood the next. On Saturday, Strictly Come Dancing will literally become a show about dancing. But before that, here's the final Strictly Come Dancing recap from last Saturday's show, for Lisa Snowdon and Rachel Stevens...
This is our last set of Strictly Come Dancing recaps before Saturday's show, and the thought of it alone is making us giddy. Or nauseous. We've lost the ability to tell. You see, on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing, the boys and the girls are going to be intermingled for the first time this series. It's going to be too much to bear - Jodie Kidd one minute, that bloke of the Kenco adverts the next minute, the one out of S Club 7 the minute after and then the man from GMTV who looks like he's been carved out of a single block of balsa wood the next. On Saturday, Strictly Come Dancing will literally become a show about dancing. But before that, here's the final Strictly Come Dancing recap from last Saturday's show, for Lisa Snowdon and Rachel Stevens...
Strictly Come Dancing Recap: Lisa Snowdon
How exciting was Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday? All those girls, doing dances. It was literally vaguely exciting. Watching a new series of Strictly Come Dancing is like putting on an old pair of slippers - all the old favourites are there. Bruce Forsyth getting everyone's name wrong, Bruce Forsyth copping a feel of Tess Daly's boob in the opening dance, Bruce Forsyth looking like he only wanted to go down the shops and he doesn't know why everyone's staring at him and all the lights are making him confused. Yes, we're pleased that Strictly Come Dancing is back. But anyway, this isn't about us. This is about Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing. So here's our recap, for Lisa Snowdon...
How exciting was Strictly Come Dancing on Saturday? All those girls, doing dances. It was literally vaguely exciting. Watching a new series of Strictly Come Dancing is like putting on an old pair of slippers - all the old favourites are there. Bruce Forsyth getting everyone's name wrong, Bruce Forsyth copping a feel of Tess Daly's boob in the opening dance, Bruce Forsyth looking like he only wanted to go down the shops and he doesn't know why everyone's staring at him and all the lights are making him confused. Yes, we're pleased that Strictly Come Dancing is back. But anyway, this isn't about us. This is about Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing. So here's our recap, for Lisa Snowdon...
