TV Review – The Perfect Vagina Love tunnel, fanny, pleasure hole, hairy pie: these are all names for the female-only body part known as the vagina. Now, we’re all aware that some ladies like to sculpt their tits into enormous coconuts for the delight of perverts everywhere. We can accept that. Sometimes we may even like that. Though mostly it does just look a bit silly. Sadly, Sunday night's TV show - The Perfect Vagina - sunk to a new low on how desperate people are to tweak and mould their bodies. Plus it had Lisa Rogers on it, which is never a good sign.