Articles tagged with: Lisa
Big Brother: See? We Said Bea Would Get Evicted
On Friday, Bea got evicted from the Big Brother house, which isn't really news because Bea was rubbish. So what other Big Brother news is there? Well, Big Brother is going for starters, and we've decided to take that fact as something between a depressing critique on the state of the nation and a direct personal insult. What else? Nothing. Nothing has happened on Big Brother, in the last few days or ever, frankly. Nevertheless, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week - Siavash, Charlie and Lisa...
On Friday, Bea got evicted from the Big Brother house, which isn't really news because Bea was rubbish. So what other Big Brother news is there? Well, Big Brother is going for starters, and we've decided to take that fact as something between a depressing critique on the state of the nation and a direct personal insult. What else? Nothing. Nothing has happened on Big Brother, in the last few days or ever, frankly. Nevertheless, here are the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye this week - Siavash, Charlie and Lisa...
Big Brother: Well Look At That, Freddie’s Been Evicted
On Friday's Big Brother, the impossible happened - the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet away from him and realised that he was a monumental tosspiece. Anyway, here are the Big Brother competitors who've caught our eye this week - Bea, Lisa and David...
On Friday's Big Brother, the impossible happened - the previously invincible Freddie was evicted. Why? We have two theories. The first is that Marcus is a stronger competitor and the public identifies with him more readily. The second is that everyone saw Freddie scream and wail and convulse last week because Bea moved 10 feet away from him and realised that he was a monumental tosspiece. Anyway, here are the Big Brother competitors who've caught our eye this week - Bea, Lisa and David...
Big Brother: Good Lord, Everyone’s Up For Eviction
This is just a wild punt, but we're guessing that tomorrow's Big Brother eviction is going to be the most exciting of the series so far. Why? Because everybody is up for eviction. The viewers finally have the chance to vote out the Big Brother housemate who annoys them the most, regardless of who's been nominated. Well, actually that's not strictly true - what's actually going to happen is that the viewers have to vote to save their favourite housemate, which means that tomorrow's evictee will be the housemate who people care the least about. Which, in our case, is everyone. Let's look at the three Big Brother housemates who we think are most likely to get booted out tomorrow - Hira, Lisa and Bea...
This is just a wild punt, but we're guessing that tomorrow's Big Brother eviction is going to be the most exciting of the series so far. Why? Because everybody is up for eviction. The viewers finally have the chance to vote out the Big Brother housemate who annoys them the most, regardless of who's been nominated. Well, actually that's not strictly true - what's actually going to happen is that the viewers have to vote to save their favourite housemate, which means that tomorrow's evictee will be the housemate who people care the least about. Which, in our case, is everyone. Let's look at the three Big Brother housemates who we think are most likely to get booted out tomorrow - Hira, Lisa and Bea...
Big Brother: Angel Gone, Others Unfortunately Not Gone
Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she's been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl's all at sea. We'd worry about her, but we'll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it. Anyway, now that Angel's gone, here's who's been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week...
Poor old Angel. Just a few weeks into Big Brother and already she's been evicted. How sad. Whatever will Angel do with her life now? Apart, you know, from her professional boxing, professional singing, professional tattoo-artisting, fashion design, fitness coaching and all-round looking a bit like a man? We literally have no idea. That poor girl's all at sea. We'd worry about her, but we'll have forgotten what her name is by Wednesday so it hardly seems worth it. Anyway, now that Angel's gone, here's who's been catching our eye in the Big Brother house this week...
Big Brother: Beinazir Gone, Whoever Beinazir Is
Big Brother started on Thursday night, right? Wrong. In actually fact, if you want to be bewilderingly petty about it, Big Brother only started last night. Because last night, the final housemates were given official housemate status. True, that meant saying goodbye to Beinazir, but we're sure she'll go on to have a bright future. Those Subway signs don't hold themselves up, you know. So now we know who the final Big Brother housemates are, the 'fun' starts here. Let's take a look at the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye so far...
Big Brother started on Thursday night, right? Wrong. In actually fact, if you want to be bewilderingly petty about it, Big Brother only started last night. Because last night, the final housemates were given official housemate status. True, that meant saying goodbye to Beinazir, but we're sure she'll go on to have a bright future. Those Subway signs don't hold themselves up, you know. So now we know who the final Big Brother housemates are, the 'fun' starts here. Let's take a look at the Big Brother housemates who've caught our eye so far...
Big Brother: This Year’s Collection Of Awful Wazzocks
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
First the facts. This is Big Brother's tenth anniversary, and the fifth anniversary of us writing about it. We don't know which is worse. Nevertheless, the new series of Big Brother kicked off last night, which means that from now until let's say the end of actual time itself, we're going to have to watch hour after of hour of preening turdbaskets discussing nothing using a subnormal vocabulary. And we'll be with you every ghastly step of the way. But first we should probably introduce ourselves to the newest batch of Big Brother housemates, shouldn't we? Fair enough, then...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Gone, Can Mohamed Win?
We're into the last week of Big Brother 2008, and we have to say it's gone a lot quicker than we thought it would - these last 89 days have only felt like a hundred years, which is better than usual. But before we look forward to the end of Big Brother, what's been going on? Well for starters Lisa was evicted from Big Brother on Friday, and took the exit interview as another opportunity to try and convince us that a large part of her brain doesn't work properly. Oh, and also there's going to be a double eviction tomorrow night - the two housemates with the least number of votes so far are being booted out.That's right - people still actually vote on the outcome of Big Brother. Losers. But who's going to win Big Brother on Friday? Mohamed? Is it Mohamed? Is it? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed to win, with help from Paddy Power...
We're into the last week of Big Brother 2008, and we have to say it's gone a lot quicker than we thought it would - these last 89 days have only felt like a hundred years, which is better than usual. But before we look forward to the end of Big Brother, what's been going on? Well for starters Lisa was evicted from Big Brother on Friday, and took the exit interview as another opportunity to try and convince us that a large part of her brain doesn't work properly. Oh, and also there's going to be a double eviction tomorrow night - the two housemates with the least number of votes so far are being booted out.That's right - people still actually vote on the outcome of Big Brother. Losers. But who's going to win Big Brother on Friday? Mohamed? Is it Mohamed? Is it? Here are the Big Brother betting odds for Mohamed to win, with help from Paddy Power...
Big Brother Betting Odds: Lisa Out Tonight?
What's happened on Big Brother since the great big public nomination/money quiz of Wednesday night? Nothing, that's what. Phew. We don't know about you, but this whole 'stuff actually happening on Big Brother' malarkey freaked us out. For a second there we thought Big Brother was going to do stuff every single day instead of occasionally punctuate 80 days of morbid tedium with a sloppily thought-out gameshow containing approximately zero tension. Thanks Big Brother. Don't go changing. But anyway - it's Lisa and Sara up for eviction this week, and we looked at Sara's chances yesterday, so here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa's eviction, with help from Paddy Power...
What's happened on Big Brother since the great big public nomination/money quiz of Wednesday night? Nothing, that's what. Phew. We don't know about you, but this whole 'stuff actually happening on Big Brother' malarkey freaked us out. For a second there we thought Big Brother was going to do stuff every single day instead of occasionally punctuate 80 days of morbid tedium with a sloppily thought-out gameshow containing approximately zero tension. Thanks Big Brother. Don't go changing. But anyway - it's Lisa and Sara up for eviction this week, and we looked at Sara's chances yesterday, so here are the Big Brother betting odds for Lisa's eviction, with help from Paddy Power...
