Is Jamie Lynn Spears Dumb Enough For Pregnant Lipo? Maybe The best thing about being in the Spears family is that nobody will ever underestimate your clanging stupidity. Britney Spears asking if Hinduism was like Kabbalah? No surprise. Lynne Spears writing a parenting guide with one daughter a pregnant schoolgirl and another daughter in a mental hospital? Saw it coming. Jamie Lynn Spears getting underage liposuction on her stomach because she was getting fat but didn't realise it was because she was pregnant? No, wait, that is actually profoundly stupid. So it's just as well that Jamie Lynn Spears said it didn't happen, then, even though everyone else said it did.

‘Skint’ Kerry Katona To Buy A New Body From DIETPIXIE - Big, lumpy, common, brassy, once-was-pretty, now fronts Iceland, Kerry Katona has decided her body is so ravaged that she needs a new one. The woman who can honestly say Brian McFadden was the best she had, is to spend a small fortune on a set of fresh body parts. Despite continually protesting she’s brassic, she’s to splurge £15,000 on the full-body-service including breast reduction and ...

Britney Spears Wants To Go Plastic

Britney Spears is no spring chicken any more, but she is loaded - and that's why she wants to spend $81,000 on cosmetic surgery.

According to OK! magazine, Britney Spears seems to think that the easiest way to solve all her problems is to spend $18,000 on getting her gut, hips and thighs liposuctioned, $25,000 to slam a less haggard pair of fake boobies inside her, $18,000 on a tummy-tuck and $20,000 on a brand-new schnoz. But why stop there? After all, if Britney Spears really wants all her troubles to go away she should also think about getting her hair Teflon-coated so she can't start indiscriminately shaving it off in a rage; also, surely the technology exists to replace Britney's tumpsy with something nicer to look at next time she goes out without any knickers, like a picture of a monkey or an LED news ticker.