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Lindsay Lohan Has to Tie Her Own Shoelaces Now. The Horror.

by Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan can do many things on her own: take illegal substances, drink to excess, and get warrants issued for her arrest. There are, however, some things she can’t do – and for those tasks, she used to have an assistant. Lindsay’s assistant up and quit shortly after the actress had a SCRAM alcohol-monitoring bracelet [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Almost Arrested For Being A Gigantic Pisshead

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s how a SCRAM anklet works – if you drink alcohol, you set it off. If you don’t drink alcohol, you don’t.

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Lindsay Lohan Forced To Wear SCRAM Anklet, Loses Mind

by Stuart Heritage

So Lindsay Lohan has to wear an alcohol-monitoring SCRAM anklet from now on. That won’t just punish Lindsay.

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Lindsay Lohan Briefly Becomes Heroically Awful Fugitive

by Stuart Heritage

It doesn’t happen very often, but last night something amazing happened to Lindsay Lohan. She became cool.

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Lindsay Lohan Not Being A Lesbian With One Specific Cougar

by Stuart Heritage

Lindsay Lohan never really made the most convincing lesbian, largely because all her girlfriends looked like men.

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Michael Lohan Not Too Keen On Lindsay Lohan’s Porno Future

by Stuart Heritage

If there’s one thing we hate, it’s when Lindsay Lohan and Michael Lohan force us to play favourites.

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Shock: Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Completely Drunk All The Time

by Stuart Heritage

This is turning out to be quite the week for Lindsay Lohan. First she lands a film role and now this?

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Lindsay Lohan To Make (A Film About A Dead) Porn (Star)

by Stuart Heritage

It says a lot for Lindsay Lohan’s current situation that she’s about to make a harrowing drama about a porn star.

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Lindsay Lohan Kisses Gun, Because She Really Needs The Attention

by Stuart Heritage

Lindsay Lohan is nothing if not conscientious. Right now, for example, everybody is worried that she’ll die young.

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Lindsay Lohan’s Dad Serious About Boneheaded Conservatorship

by Stuart Heritage

At this point in her life, Lindsay Lohan could probably use the firm hand of someone she trusts to guide her.

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