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Lindsay Lohan Might Be Going To Prison For The 83rd Time This Week

by Mof Gimmers

Is Lindsay Lohan in prison? Was she supposed to be going? Did she get off with it? Has she built a special prison annexe on her house which she sleeps in? Is there anyone who can keep up with history’s lamest criminal? Well apparently, she’s could be going to prison again, despite being already in [...]

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Christina Aguilera Rather Lazily Linked With Samantha Ronson

by Amy Grindhouse

Christina Aguilera is to blame for the breakdown of her marriage to music producer Jordan Bratman. Obviously. She was the one out of the two who had a vagina. Which, of course, makes just about everything negative or scandalous within that relationship her fault. Well, that’s not particularly our assertion. However, it does seem to [...]

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Jersey Shore’s Snooki Makes Bold Claim That She Can Read And Write When Announcing New Book

by Mof Gimmers

America has produced some of the greatest writers the world has ever known. Twain, Capote, Jack Kerouac and now the biggest and best of them all – Snooki. Yep, Simon & Schuster have announced that they will publish a novel by Nicole Polizzi, aka Snooki, of the reality TV show Jersey Shore. Now, you’re probably [...]

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Pictures Of Lindsay Lohan Allegedly Taking Drugs And Kissing Paris Hilton Leaked

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan leaves jail filled with remorse and a fresh sense of perspective, which sees her heading back to rehab and being a Good Samaritan by spending the week looking upset in the presence of homeless people. She’s like Lady Diana or something. However, to spoil her week, someone has timed their run perfectly and [...]

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Lindsay Lohan! Convicted Of Drug Charges! Live! Guilty! Prison!

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan went back to court in Los Angeles after admitting to failing a recent drug test. Okay? And then, everyone assumed she’d be let out on bail and the whole thing would make us sneer about how the justice system doesn’t really affect famous people. Right? Well, Judge Elden Fox wasn’t in the mood [...]

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Earth Shatteringly Stupid Lindsay Lohan Faces Pointlessly Small Jail Term Again After Arrest Warrant Issued

by Mof Gimmers

Lindsay Lohan is immensely stupid isn’t she? She made us at hecklerspray feel rotten when she cried in the court room, only to throw our brief sympathy back in our faces by generally not going to jail or spending much time in rehab, ultimately, getting yet another arrest warrant flung her way. That’s right – [...]

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Jersey Shore’s Snooki Called ‘Lindsay Lohan Wannabe’ By Judge

by Mof Gimmers

Nicole Polizzi, better known as That Idiot Snooki From Jersey Shore has been on the face of a personal critique from a judge who should clearly jack-in his well-paid job at the bar and start writing for Hecklerspray. This judge hasn’t topped The Best Review Ever, which happens to be from the British judge who [...]

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The American Yankee Doodles Weekend Box Office

by Stuart Heritage

We… we don’t know how to say this. It seems so alien to us. So unusual. We’re scared and confused. So we’ll just say it. It’s Lindsay Lohan. She’s made a successful film. We know. Weird, isn’t, it? Lindsay Lohan made a film that people willingly gave up some of their money to see. Bizarre, [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Under The Impression She’s ‘A Damn Good Actress’

by Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan is the light of our lives. Lindsay is the gift that keeps on giving. Lindsay is, absolutely, a special and unique snowflake. And, a delusional one at that. And we love her for it. While you were selfishly living your life, abiding by the law and not doing cocaine, Lindsay was suffering. Suffering, [...]

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WEBTHUMP! 1 September 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – If you have Chrome, you MUST watch this Arcade Fire thing. Breathtaking – Thewildernessdowntown 9 – Italian Spider-Man is best Spider-Man… 8 – 35 ways to improve your life immeasurably – Buzzfeed 7 – This new toilet design will never ever get abused, ever. Honest – Geekologie 6 – Oh Yoko Ono, don’t [...]

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