Posts tagged as:

Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Succumbs To The Inevitable, Removes Bra For Cash

by Stuart Heritage

Now that she’s been dumped, it looks as if Lindsay Lohan will take her chronic attention-seeking out on us.

6 comments Read more >>>

WEBTHUMP! Wednesday 15 April 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Here’s a fairly mindblowing distraction. It’s a zoomable picture of the South Bank containing 30 movie references plus the shop where we sometimes buy our lunch – Sky 9 – FACT: You will never see a better health and safety instructional video than this – Bestweekever 8 – Except for this, which we [...]

1 comment Read more >>>

Lindsay Lohan: “Blah Blah Blah Sam Ronson Boo Hoo Hoo”

by Stuart Heritage

Admit it, you were sad when Lindsay Lohan and Sam Ronson split up. We were, but only because we knew the consequences.

4 comments Read more >>>

Hey Gender Nonspecific Weirdos, Lindsay Lohan’s Single!

by Stuart Heritage

You’ve done a lot of stupid things in the past, Lindsay Lohan – *coughHerbiecough* – but this takes the cake.

4 comments Read more >>>

Lindsay Lohan In Stunning ‘Makes Bad Film’ Shock

by Stuart Heritage

You hear that wheeze? That deathly, haunting wheeze? That’s the dying gasp of Lindsay Lohan’s movie career.

Or maybe it’s just how Lindsay Lohan breathes. We honestly can’t say for sure. But anyway, Lindsay Lohan’s film career does seem to be in a bit of a pickle at the moment – her great big movie comeback Labor Pains isn’t going to be released theatrically in America.

That’s bad news for Lindsay Lohan, but worse news for us – Labor Pains is still getting an international theatrical release. Basically what we’re saying is give us sanctuary in America. We’ll clean pools. Anything. Please.

10 comments Read more >>>

WEBTHUMP! Thursday 26 March 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Seven superpowers ruined by science – Cracked

9 – Watch this video. Pause it at the 15 second mark. Try and predict what happens next. You will fail – I Am Bored

8 – Here’s a list of all the reasons why Eminem’s comeback witll fail – Independent

7 – Because it’s been vaguely sunny for about 30 seconds, here’s a recipe for a kickass Strawberry Daiquiri – Domesticsluttery

6 – Looks like Amy Winehouse is officially rubbish now – Welt

0 comments Read more >>>

Kim Kardashian Helps Lindsay Lohan For No Reason Whatsoever

by Stuart Heritage

There’s more to Kim Kardashian than being filmed repeatedly having it off a chap on the internet, you know.

2 comments Read more >>>

Lindsay Lohan No Longer On The Lam, Still A Bit Lesbiany

by Stuart Heritage

Sorry to tell you this, but the greatest episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter never made will now stay that way.

Lindsay Lohan is no longer on the run. Sure, for Lindsay Lohan it means her arrest warrant has been quashed and she can get on with her life, but for us it means we’ll have to stop stalking LindsayLohan in bushes with a blowdart and a net, waiting for her to give us a clear shot at her carotid artery.

And we needed that reward money, too. Damn you, Lindsay Lohan. Damn you and your consistent law-abiding tendencies!

3 comments Read more >>>

Lindsay Lohan: A Lesbian On The Lam

by Stuart Heritage

Exciting news – Lindsay Lohan has become a fugitive. A fugitive just like in that film, Nuns On The Run.

What terrible crime did Lindsay Lohan commit? Maybe the most terrible crime in the world – there’s a warrant out for Lindsay’s arrest because she marginally changed her alcohol rehabilitation program against the regulations of her probation. Yeah, take that Josef Fritzl – there’s a new girl in town and she means business!

Worse still, Lindsay Lohan could spend a year in jail because of this. So it’s fortunate that she had the good sense to turn lesbian by choice last year, really.

1 comment Read more >>>

Lindsay Lohan Is Apparently Going Jewish For Love

by Shawn Lindseth

As Moses gingerly led his people through thousands of deserts over the course of 40 or so years, it was with an incredibly important purpose. And that purpose wasn’t so much to rescue Jehovah‘s favourite people from a life of impoverished slavery as it was to have an ancient religion for Lindsay Lohan to one [...]

1 comment Read more >>>

← Previous Entries

Next Entries →