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This Just In: Lindsay Lohan Is A Moron

If we had to describe I Know Who Killed Me in one word, that word would be ‘potential’.

Lindsay Lohan Sued For Stealing Fake Tan Trade Secrets

The first time Lindsay Lohan was ever accused of stealing, it was by an unattractive female DJ who then pretended she couldn’t find her heart. The next time she was accused of stealing it was by the Mexican government – who claimed they couldn’t find Monterrey or three of its suburbs after she stayed there for [...]

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Ryan Seacrest Employs Lindsay Lohan, Oddly Not As His Scarecrow

by Stuart Heritage

What’s the first word that comes to mind when you think of Lindsay Lohan? We’ll tell you. Inspirational.

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Lindsay Lohan And The Fiendish Case Of The Pilfered Jewels

by Stuart Heritage

Is Lindsay Lohan a jewel thief? No. No she almost certainly is not. Seriously, have you seen Lindsay Lohan lately?

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The Greatest Living Lesbians

by Josh Burt

All of a sudden everyone’s bisexual, everyone. The Big Brother people, Megan Fox, the one from Black Eyed Peas – everyone. Unfortunately, we’re not impressed one jot, because, frankly, being bisexual is a doddle. The ones we really look up to are the lesbians. And to prove it, here’s a list of the greatest lesbians [...]

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Lindsay Lohan is a Huge Stalking Stalker. Possibly.

by Ian Dransfield

In a news nugget sure to change the very way we think about humanity itself, Lindsay Lohan has arrived in London to do some stuff. Hold us back, this could be epoch-making. Speculation has been mounting that the star of Herbie and, umm… hecklerspray has timed her arrival to coincide with that of former/current were-they-weren’t-they [...]

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WEBTHUMP! Thursday 14 May 2009

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Fair warning: any woman we marry will be forced to wear this electronic bra – Dollymix 9 – The best Mr T merchandise you will ever see. EVER – Toplessrobot 8 – Christ, Peter Andre‘s a bellend. Also, here’s a story about him – PopSugar 7 – Oh, former presidents of America. You [...]

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