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Twitter Was Made For Lindsay Lohan’s Incessant Ranting

by Amy Grindhouse

Lindsay Lohan is rather attached to her Twitter account. Attached in a way one should never become attached to a social network. Attached like a chocoholic to their very last Rolo, if you will. The star can often be found on Twitter taking utter leave of her senses. That is to assume that she had [...]

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

by Chris Laverty

Star Wars and Clone Wars. Folded: Uncharted 2: Among Thieves (zip-line! The train! The mountains! Holy crap!) Batman bike leathers (these are either too cool for school or too sad for words. Not sure yet) A ‘state of the art film centre for London’s South Bank’ (so we can’t really afford £45 million quid at [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Would Quite Like Her Dad Restrained, Please

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s some good news – New Lindsay Lohan has regressed. Long live Old Lindsay Lohan. Or New Old Lindsay Lohan.

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Kourtney Kardashian Burgled, Offensive Amount Of Jewellery Stolen

by Stuart Heritage

This weekend thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s home and stole jewellery worth around $80,000.

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Lindsay Lohan Goes To Court, Possibly Just Because She’s Lindsay Lohan

by Stuart Heritage

These are testing times for Lindsay Lohan. Her acting career is kaput. Her fashion career was stillborn.

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Fashion: Lindsay Lohan Finds Something New To Be Terrible At

by Stuart Heritage

Lindsay Lohan is all about unfulfilled promise – that’s why her movie career peaked with the Parent Trap remake.

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WEBTHUMP! 23 September 2009

by Josh Burt

10 – Was Mr King Fu’s death more than just a big sexy accident? – Popeater 9 – Hands up who wants to see a trippy pool table? – Geekologie 8 – Even good things can make you sick, thinks Cheryl Cole – Mychemicaltoilet 7 – All the hippest trendy-bendies were at London Fancy Dress [...]

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Parade Magazine Is Making Subtle Promiscuity Difficult

by Amy Grindhouse

Parade has always felt as though it were one of the more benign of the women’s magazines. It appears to avoid some of the sleazier bylines of the younger magazines like Cosmopolitan and Glamour. Gone are sub-headings about nifty ways to snare a mate without being slapped with a restraining order. Gone are articles about [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Gets Burgled For Some Reason

by Stuart Heritage

If a number of items described as ‘tatty’, ‘mangy’ and ‘reeking of cigarettes’ start appearing on eBay, you know why.

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Lindsay Lohan + Sam Ronson x Sex Toys = (Our) Vomit Everywhere

by Ian Dransfield

When the list is finally produced covering the ‘Things We Absolutely Do Not Want To Ever Know About, Ever’, this will be right up there at the top. Nobody needs to know that Sam Ronson has apparently bought Lindsay Lohan a big pile of sex toys for her birthday. We didn’t need to know, we [...]

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