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Lindsay Lohan Kicked Off Awful-Sounding Movie

Hands up who wants to see a film where Lindsay Lohan gets stranded on a deserted island for some reason.

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

We say toh-mah-toh and you’re wrong. Folded: Ladies man Adrian Chiles quits the BBC (this is great news. What do you mean he’s gone to ITV? Radio, we said. RADIO!) Students – we love ‘em (Cameron gets it in the boat race) Bento Box (served on a tray, usually, but still very tasty) Ash cloud [...]

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Lindsay Lohan Raided By Police – And Her Dad, Obviously

by Stuart Heritage

The best thing – or, if you’re a human being with feelings, worst thing – about Lindsay Lohan’s life is that there’s no rock bottom.

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Michael Lohan Gets Engaged, Puts Everyone Off Their Food

by Stuart Heritage

We’d like to sincerely apologise to Michael Lohan. In the past we’ve mocked him for discussing Lindsay Lohan’s personal life.

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Shocking News: Lindsay Lohan May Eventually Die One Day

by Stuart Heritage

Lindsay Lohan is almost definitely going to die. It might take another 80 years, but she’s pretty much done for.

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Not Even Michael Lohan’s Heart Likes Michael Lohan Any More

by Stuart Heritage

Upsetting news for all you Michael Lohan fans – it seems as if Michael Lohan has suffered a minor heart attack.

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Lindsay Lohan Sues E-Trade & All Drunk Babies Named Lindsay

by Stuart Heritage

Lindsay Lohan’s career is on the wane – the films have dried up, the music’s gone AWOL and the fashion is hopeless.

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Lindsay Lohan On Drugs

by Stuart Heritage

It’s about time that people started taking Lindsay Lohan’s career a little bit more seriously again.

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WEBTHUMP! 6 January 2010

by Stuart Heritage

10 – Want some disturbing pictures of Lindsay Lohan‘s thighs? OK!! – Amygrindhouse 9 – Amanda Holden finds another TV show to muck up beyond comprehension – Watchwithmothers 8 – Here is a Very Good Blog About Football – TheSpoiler 7 – Warren Beatty: well done. No, seriously, well done. Your womanising actually defies the [...]

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