Hands up who wants to see a film where Lindsay Lohan gets stranded on a deserted island for some reason.
Anybody? No? Nobody? Good. What you’ve done is successfully recognise the difference between Lindsay Lohan being stranded on a deserted island in real life (which would probably be quite good) and Lindsay Lohan making a film about Lindsay Lohan being stranded on a desert island that you’ll have to spend two entire hours watching (which would be worse than anything you could possibly imagine).
But this is all an irrelevance. Lindsay Lohan won’t be making a film about being stranded on a deserted island. The producers have reportedly sacked her, because she’s no longer ‘bankable’ enough. Incidentally, IMDb lists the film’s stars as Dave Matthews, Alanis Morissette, the guy from My Name Is Earl and Macaulay Culkin‘s little brother. All of whom are now more bankable than Lindsay Lohan. Ouch.
