Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
10 – Get ready to experience ‘the opposite of arousal’ – Mychemicaltoilet
9 – And now, in TV Reviews That Are Much Better Than The TV Show They’re Reviewing, here’s Ladette To Lady – Watchwithmothers
8 – Beardyman: Annoying or genius? Discuss – YouTube
7 – Similarly, do using these novelty binbags make you a hilarious prankster or the world’s biggest bellend? – Domesticsluttery
When it was revealed that Lindsay Lohan would be stripping for a Las Vegas revue, everyone reacted in the same way.
Then they wiped the vomit from their chest and thought about it rationally. Had it really come to this? Was Lindsay Lohan – star of no good films, singer of no good songs, kisser of no attractive lesbians – really so desperate for cash that she’d agree to strip for a baying mob of strangers?
Well, no. Lindsay Lohan’s rep says she isn’t. It’s a desperate shame – we were looking forward to our retinas snapping off and resigning in disgust, too.
Now that she’s been dumped, it looks as if Lindsay Lohan will take her chronic attention-seeking out on us.
Great. Nice one Sam Ronson. You massive turd. Anyway, since her last two goes at attention-seeking have involved booze and public scuffles with a lesbian, it’s only natural that Lindsay Lohan should want her next go at it to involve nudity. And that’s why Lindsay Lohan is close to signing up for a Las Vegas stripshow.
We’re tempted to call this Lindsay’s last-ditch punt at fame, but we’ve seen seen Georgia Rule and you can’t be allowed two last-ditch punts, surely.
