Lindsay Lohan is all about unfulfilled promise – that’s why her movie career peaked with the Parent Trap remake.
And then there’s her music. And her lesbianism. Whenever Lindsay Lohan looks like she might have a flair for anything, it always ends in disappointment. And Lindsay Lohan has had enough of this, so she’s decided to cut out the middle man and just be disappointing at something right from the get-go.
So Lindsay Lohan has picked fashion, with her new collection being described as ‘cheesy’ and ‘embarrassing’. Which, incidentally, is exactly how her genitals and breasts are often respectively described.
