These are testing times for Lindsay Lohan. Her acting career is kaput. Her fashion career was stillborn.
She looks about 50. So Lindsay Lohan has little choice but to turn to the thing she’s best at – breaking the law. Lindsay Lohan has been ordered to court today, reportedly because she’s violated the terms of her alcohol education order. There’s a chance she’ll even wind up in jail, too.
It’s just Lindsay Lohan’s rotten luck, isn’t it? A few months ago she’d have jumped at the chance to spend a few months trapped in a room with a bunch of mannish criminals. Oh casual lesbianism, why must you be so faddish?
