Lindsay Lohan No Longer On The Lam, Still A Bit Lesbiany Sorry to tell you this, but the greatest episode of Dog The Bounty Hunter never made will now stay that way. Lindsay Lohan is no longer on the run. Sure, for Lindsay Lohan it means her arrest warrant has been quashed and she can get on with her life, but for us it means we'll have to stop stalking Lindsay Lohan in bushes with a blowdart and a net, waiting for her to give us a clear shot at her carotid artery. And we needed that reward money, too. Damn you, Lindsay Lohan. Damn you and your consistent law-abiding tendencies!

Lindsay Lohan: A Lesbian On The Lam Exciting news - Lindsay Lohan has become a fugitive. A fugitive just like in that film, Nuns On The Run. What terrible crime did Lindsay Lohan commit? Maybe the most terrible crime in the world - there's a warrant out for Lindsay's arrest because she marginally changed her alcohol rehabilitation program against the regulations of her probation. Yeah, take that Josef Fritzl - there's a new girl in town and she means business! Worse still, Lindsay Lohan could spend a year in jail because of this. So it's fortunate that she had the good sense to turn lesbian by choice last year, really.