Articles tagged with: Linda Lusardi
If you heard a desperate wail at about 9pm last night, chances are it came from a middle-aged man distraught that Linda Lusardi had got knocked out of Dancing On Ice. Having got her best score of the series last week, Linda Lusardi was buoyed up with confidence for last night's routine to Suddenly I See - something she displayed by knackering her partner's wrist and almost slicing his ears off in rehearsals, and then scrabbling around upside down trying to grab at his trousers like a surprisingly niche prostitute during the actual routine itself and the skate-off. Still, at least Linda Lusardi managed to get one reference to her tits in before she went home - so at least it wasn't a completely upsetting day for the middle-aged Lusardi fans. So now there's no more Linda Lusardi, who'll win Dancing on Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski, with help from Paddy Power...
The Dancing On Ice theme nights keep coming - first it was Dancing On Ice On Broadway and on Sunday we were treated to Sixties Night. Now don't get confused - although Sixties Night might make it sound as if the whole show revolved around music from the 1960s, it was in fact a polite nod to the Dancing On Ice viewers, who are all in their sixties and have to wear 60 pairs of pants of pants at night because they've started to wet the bed and they don't want any wee to seep through to the mattress. Just thought we'd clear that up early on. But anyway, who's going to win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Linda Lusardi, with help from Paddy Power...
As Philip Schofield forcefully told us on Sunday night, this is the moment when Dancing On Ice gets serious. Yes, now that Dancing On Ice is halfway through, things are serious. Serious and intimidating. Which all sounds very fearsome, until you realise that what Schofield is actually talking about is a C-list reality show about spangly lycra and nasty hair extensions. And if lycra and bad hair is serious, then our local gym must be holding a nationwide conference about post-structuralist philosophy for grieving widows. Who'll win Dancing on Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds for Greg Rusedski and Linda Lusardi, with help from Paddy Power...
One of the best things about this series of Dancing On Ice is that it looks like each week if going to have a distinct theme. And Sunday's theme was Songs From Broadway. Imagine that - ice skating, minor celebrities and bad over-emotive out-of-context theatrical hits. It's like a perfect storm of awfulness, but has Dancing On Ice peaked too soon? After all, it'll be hard to top the sight of Aggie Mackenzie miming out the lyrics to I Feel Pretty looking for all the world like she was contemplating suicide. What'll theme be this week? We don't know about you, but we've got our fingers crossed for the Dancing On Ice Speedhall Raggacore Night. Who'll win Dancing On Ice? Here are the Dancing On Ice betting odds to win for Linda Lusardi and Zaraah Abrahams, with help from Paddy Power...
You'd have to be an idiot not to love Dancing On Ice - it's just like Strictly Come Dancing except that everyone falls over more and there's a greater chance of someone slashing their throat open with their feet on live TV.
So you'll be pleased to hear that a new series of Dancing On Ice begins on Sunday - and where there's a new season of talenty reality shows there's a list of achingly unfamous personalities queueing up for their appearance fees. This year is no different, and the lucky competitors have just been announced. As usual, no expense has been spared getting the biggest names around, which means from Sunday Dancing On Ice viewers will be able to see the likes of Gareth Gates, Linda Lusardi, Samantha Mumba, one of Hear'Say, someone who used to be on Blue Peter and that girl whose knockers were groped by Prince Harry all skating for survival - and we've got some early Dancing On Ice betting odds, too.
Yes, we said Samantha Mumba. No, we didn't think she was still alive either.
