Articles tagged with: Lily Allen
Famous Beauties Who Like Their Men UGLY!
Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own kind, not dabble in the swamp waters of the ugly pool? Not so, say these five beautiful rebels...
Ever since gorgeous Marilyn Monroe stepped out with George-Formby lookalike Joe DiMaggio, a handful of famous stunners have continued the trend of unveiling their new boyfriends to the sound of a thousand showbusiness journalists dry puking whilst attempting to write short hand. Surely the rules dictate that great looking people should stick to their own kind, not dabble in the swamp waters of the ugly pool? Not so, say these five beautiful rebels...
Lily Allen Doesn’t Like Susan Boyle Very Much! BURN HER!
Things aren't always black and white, you know. There's not always one goodie and one baddie in every fight. Sometimes it's impossible to side with anyone. Just look at Lily Allen and Susan Boyle. Lily Allen has called Britain's Got Talent's breakout Pillsbury pube monster Susan Boyle 'overrated' on Twitter. Which, we have to say, is grounded in truth somewhat. But, you know, Lily Allen said it. Lily Allen. We'd suggest that Lily and Susan get a room, but we're scared that the resulting offspring will be a dumpy little half-stoat half-Ewok hybrid covered in nipples. So we won't.
Things aren't always black and white, you know. There's not always one goodie and one baddie in every fight. Sometimes it's impossible to side with anyone. Just look at Lily Allen and Susan Boyle. Lily Allen has called Britain's Got Talent's breakout Pillsbury pube monster Susan Boyle 'overrated' on Twitter. Which, we have to say, is grounded in truth somewhat. But, you know, Lily Allen said it. Lily Allen. We'd suggest that Lily and Susan get a room, but we're scared that the resulting offspring will be a dumpy little half-stoat half-Ewok hybrid covered in nipples. So we won't.
WEBTHUMP! Friday 1 May 2009
10 - Films we didn't know existed but now really want to see: TipToes - Filmdrunk 9 - Lily Allen in 'not friends with Vladimir Putin' shock - Popsugar 8 - You know Josh Burt our guest-blogger. He makes his own ice cream. Go get him, girls - Interestment 7 - Six famous characters you didn't know were rip-offs - Cracked.
Lily Allen Is A Horrid Girlfriend, OK Musician
A certain someone might have a new single about to come out, or perhaps they have an album that needs shifting... better yet, perhaps someone is just really rather desperate to get a moment of your attention. Lily Allen is a star, in fact she is one of the brightest young talents on the UK scene right now. She has actual talent, not the phony kind that can only be cunningly alluded to via masterful bait and switch. Best of all, when she has a record or show that needs promoting, there is not one iota of personal information too sacred to be scandalised for the sake of PR and column inches.
A certain someone might have a new single about to come out, or perhaps they have an album that needs shifting... better yet, perhaps someone is just really rather desperate to get a moment of your attention. Lily Allen is a star, in fact she is one of the brightest young talents on the UK scene right now. She has actual talent, not the phony kind that can only be cunningly alluded to via masterful bait and switch. Best of all, when she has a record or show that needs promoting, there is not one iota of personal information too sacred to be scandalised for the sake of PR and column inches.
Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is
This week’s Autobots and Decepticons. Folded: Gentleman Jack (posh Jack Daniels. Wasted on people who drink to get drunk) Lily Allen’s Not Fair (video’s great, she looks great) How to Lose Friends and Alienate People on DVD (as light as a Quaver, but still 30% funnier than watching nothing ...
This week’s Autobots and Decepticons. Folded: Gentleman Jack (posh Jack Daniels. Wasted on people who drink to get drunk) Lily Allen’s Not Fair (video’s great, she looks great) How to Lose Friends and Alienate People on DVD (as light as a Quaver, but still 30% funnier than watching nothing ...
WEBTHUMP! Thursday 26 February 2009
10 - There are no words to describe how much we want to see this film. No words at all... 9 - Here's a list of horribly unfit celebrities - Mensfitness 8 - Want to see a picture of a stranger grabbing at Lily Allen's genitals? OK ...
Lily Allen Wants To Get Naked And Ruin Your Eyesight
If you’re a young teenage boy who no longer thinks girls are icky and disgusting, chances are you’ll want to see one naked. Accidentally seeing your mum with her saggy tits hanging out when you’ve seen her in the bathroom by mistake doesn’t count. So where do you go from here? For the braver lad, the internet is a haven for seeing all sorts of ladies prancing around with no clothes on and doing strange things with penis-shaped objects. But seeing a random pair of boobies can get boring after a while. Why can’t famous people get their wobbly bits out? Well fear not everyone, Lily Allen wants to do just that.
If you’re a young teenage boy who no longer thinks girls are icky and disgusting, chances are you’ll want to see one naked. Accidentally seeing your mum with her saggy tits hanging out when you’ve seen her in the bathroom by mistake doesn’t count. So where do you go from here? For the braver lad, the internet is a haven for seeing all sorts of ladies prancing around with no clothes on and doing strange things with penis-shaped objects. But seeing a random pair of boobies can get boring after a while. Why can’t famous people get their wobbly bits out? Well fear not everyone, Lily Allen wants to do just that.
Lily Allen Uses Google To Retrace Drunken Steps Home
Lily Allen has been Googling herself. Don’t judge her. All celebrities do it. Lily, 23, is currently number one in the UK charts with her single The Fear. The star admitted that she got so drunk at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards that she had to be carried out by two burley helpers. She was very merry and in all fairness, quite possibly under the influence of the inordinate amount of bubblegum pink hairdye that she had used to transform her look for the evening (which undoubtedly worked its way into her bloodstream and caused undue influence).
Lily Allen has been Googling herself. Don’t judge her. All celebrities do it. Lily, 23, is currently number one in the UK charts with her single The Fear. The star admitted that she got so drunk at the Glamour Women of the Year Awards that she had to be carried out by two burley helpers. She was very merry and in all fairness, quite possibly under the influence of the inordinate amount of bubblegum pink hairdye that she had used to transform her look for the evening (which undoubtedly worked its way into her bloodstream and caused undue influence).
