Articles tagged with: Lil Wayne
Lil Wayne To Probably Spend A Year In Jail
2010 is going to be a big year for Lil Wayne - it'll be when he learns to make knives out of toothbrushes. Or something. Lil Wayne's probably going to jail. That was our point. Yesterday Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun possession, and as a result he's expected to receive a one-year jail sentence. It's sad, but it's important to focus on the positive in times like these - maybe this experience will allow Lil Wayne to progress as an artist. Sure, he'll enter jail as Lil Wayne - but he'll leave it as Wayne With The Cold Dead Eyes Of A Man Who's Seen Too Much. See? It's not so bad.
2010 is going to be a big year for Lil Wayne - it'll be when he learns to make knives out of toothbrushes. Or something. Lil Wayne's probably going to jail. That was our point. Yesterday Lil Wayne pleaded guilty to felony gun possession, and as a result he's expected to receive a one-year jail sentence. It's sad, but it's important to focus on the positive in times like these - maybe this experience will allow Lil Wayne to progress as an artist. Sure, he'll enter jail as Lil Wayne - but he'll leave it as Wayne With The Cold Dead Eyes Of A Man Who's Seen Too Much. See? It's not so bad.
Beyonce Fans Are Morons Say Scientists
It’s very easy to point the finger and accuse people of being something they're not. Just the other day we got called tight-fisted for refusing to pay an old lady's bus fare late at night. Yes it was raining but, Jesus, she wouldn’t share her umbrella. What goes around comes around you see. For years we’ve often assumed that people who listen to pop music are morons who live in a fantasy land. Of course everything will work out happily ever after like in all their videos and song. Now, scientists have banged their brains together to prove what we all knew all along.
It’s very easy to point the finger and accuse people of being something they're not. Just the other day we got called tight-fisted for refusing to pay an old lady's bus fare late at night. Yes it was raining but, Jesus, she wouldn’t share her umbrella. What goes around comes around you see. For years we’ve often assumed that people who listen to pop music are morons who live in a fantasy land. Of course everything will work out happily ever after like in all their videos and song. Now, scientists have banged their brains together to prove what we all knew all along.
Lil Wayne’s Druggy Bus Bust
As the most hopelessly generic rapper in the entire blinking world, Lil Wayne has a number of responsibilities to uphold.
And, to be fair, Lil Wayne is doing a noble job at sticking to them - like the one about all his songs being exactly identical, the one about giving said songs unpleasant names like Prostitute Flange and the one about constantly getting arrested.
Especially that last one, because Lil Wayne has just been arrested for riding around in a tour bus so stuffed with drugs that he had to poke his head out of the sunroof to breathe. Or something.
