Articles tagged with: Lil’ Kim
Get Ready For The Breakdowniest Dancing With The Stars Ever!
As good as Dancing With The Stars is, we've often felt that it hasn't teetered on the brink of emotional breakdown enough. But lucky old us. The Dancing With The Stars producers have listened to our unspoken wishes and signed such a bewilderingly diverse array of celebrities for its new season that we're honestly convinced that Len Goodman will end the final with a broken nose, several deep gashes to his face and a kitchen knife poking out the back of his skull. How scary is the new Dancing With The Stars? Steve-O scary. Lil' Kim scary. Jewel scary. Scary.
As good as Dancing With The Stars is, we've often felt that it hasn't teetered on the brink of emotional breakdown enough. But lucky old us. The Dancing With The Stars producers have listened to our unspoken wishes and signed such a bewilderingly diverse array of celebrities for its new season that we're honestly convinced that Len Goodman will end the final with a broken nose, several deep gashes to his face and a kitchen knife poking out the back of his skull. How scary is the new Dancing With The Stars? Steve-O scary. Lil' Kim scary. Jewel scary. Scary.
Lil’ Kim All Narked Off About Notorious BIG Movie
There's a new new movie about Lil' Kim out - it's not called The Lil' Kim Movie or anything, though. That'd be the kiss of death, surely. No, instead the movie's called Notorious, and it's either about the Duran Duran song, the Alfred Hitchcock film, dead rapper Notorious BIG or the notorious Anglo-American wife murderer Dr Crippen. At a guess, we'd say it was about the dead rapper. We should research more, sorry. Anyway, despite being a major character in the movie, Lil' Kim is refusing to see Notorious. We think it's probably because she's played by Verne Troyer in blackface.
There's a new new movie about Lil' Kim out - it's not called The Lil' Kim Movie or anything, though. That'd be the kiss of death, surely. No, instead the movie's called Notorious, and it's either about the Duran Duran song, the Alfred Hitchcock film, dead rapper Notorious BIG or the notorious Anglo-American wife murderer Dr Crippen. At a guess, we'd say it was about the dead rapper. We should research more, sorry. Anyway, despite being a major character in the movie, Lil' Kim is refusing to see Notorious. We think it's probably because she's played by Verne Troyer in blackface.
Lil’ Kim Sued By Odd People Who Want A New Lil’ Kim Album
As a female rapper, it's Lil' Kim's civic duty to get in as much trouble as humanly possibly, but we don't get the feeling she's hungry for it any more. Back in the old days Lil' Kim could usually be relied on to cause a ruckus by lying about shootings and getting sent to jail for it or whatnot but, now that she's a little bit older, Lil' Kim seems to have taken her eye off the balls. Sure, Lil' Kim still gets in trouble, but only for not delivering albums she's been paid to make. As such, Lil' Kim is being sued by her record label. Although a little lawsuit might not seem like much, it's actually an indication of something far far worse than any of us could have ever imagined - there are a handful of people on earth who actually want to hear a new Lil' Kim album. We're scared. Hold us.
As a female rapper, it's Lil' Kim's civic duty to get in as much trouble as humanly possibly, but we don't get the feeling she's hungry for it any more. Back in the old days Lil' Kim could usually be relied on to cause a ruckus by lying about shootings and getting sent to jail for it or whatnot but, now that she's a little bit older, Lil' Kim seems to have taken her eye off the balls. Sure, Lil' Kim still gets in trouble, but only for not delivering albums she's been paid to make. As such, Lil' Kim is being sued by her record label. Although a little lawsuit might not seem like much, it's actually an indication of something far far worse than any of us could have ever imagined - there are a handful of people on earth who actually want to hear a new Lil' Kim album. We're scared. Hold us.
