9 - Corn wanking. On TV - Huffington Post

8 - Remember when Dan Akroyd was funny? – The Hater

7 - Clarification from last week: Hadley Freeman, please marry hecklerspray’s Ian Dransfield. His dedication to you is frightening – The Guardian

6 - Now even The Simpsons want you to vote, which isn’t funny, but not as unfunny as Leonardo DiCaprio wanting you to vote…

5 - A drunk woman who terrorised a town dressed as a cow. More criminals like this please – The Smoking Gun

4 - Want to make a pair of glowing solar-powered shoes that you can hurl over a telegraph wire? OK! – Instructables

3 - This is guaranteed to come back and bite us on the arse, but does anything else think the trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop looks quite good – Traileraddict

2 - Why do terrifying dead monsters keep washing up everywhere? – Gawker

1 - 50 lots of funny-looking eyebrows. Shut up, it’s Monday - Damnfunpics