Madonna may not be savvy when it comes to making albums, movies or a 100% kernel sweeping bite down any given piece of corn on the cob, but when it comes to political opinion she is a shining beacon shooting her vibrant rays through the midst of a turbulent sea.
Yes, America needs her, which is ironic since she hasn’t been American since she made that one video and got chased out of the country by a mob of very angry evangelicals. Now she’s British or something, and lives in a land where she is free to practise her religious views of making love to sacred statues.
She’s like a pilgrim that way.
You see, stateside the people are on the brink of a vital decision. Without Madonna’s intervention the masses may go to the ballot-box and blindly check that accursed Republican box. That’s the same ticket Hitler ran on, if her recent concert footage is accurate.
