The bah humbugs are on us this Christmas. Rather than find the next biggest Mexican folk carol singers, we thought we?d just go and find some stuff that hasn't got anything to do with Christmas at all.

Until annoying people who knock on our door do this sort of thing, we?ll shut the door on them.

Imagine some crisp electrical beats combined with the traditional rappings of Silent Night. It may sound odd to you, but in our simple minds it's a surefire winner. Perhaps the fumes from the eggnog the man in the market sold us are making us a bit funny. Perhaps we need to go and throw some nuts into roaring fire or something.