This week?s diamonds and diamante.

Folded:

• Shutter Island (it's good, but you won't get it)
• Our first election debate (with 25-year-old set design. Felt young again. Thank you, ITV)
• Cheapy Easter eggs (half price and loving it. Kinnerton, Green & Black?s 70% Dark, all the fun ones)
• Episodes From Liberty City arrives on PS3 (only six months late)
• THIS news is astonishing (it will change your life)

Creased:

• LEE RYAN IS BACK (it's a grower. Like fungus, or a cyst)
• That big nasty cloud of volcanic ash (yeah, we know, but it is a teeny bit exciting too)