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Rock Is Dead! Nominations Announced For NME Awards

by Mof Gimmers

Rock music is a sickly old dog at the minute. Think about it – pop, hip-hop and electronic music are spitting out exciting new bands every week, yet rock is really ailing, relying on older bands to show the way. Is it a good thing that Radiohead are one of the only innovators in rock? [...]

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Liam Gallagher Claims Noel Stole Tracks From Oasis Sessions

by Mof Gimmers

Ah, the Gallagher brothers have been quiet since Oasis split. This of course, has been an absolute godsend for everyone on Earth who isn’t related to the group. However, Liam has a new band and an awful clothing range to promote, so he’s decided to open and close his mouth. So what’s he saying? Well, [...]

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Liam Gallagher To Take His Lazy Eye… Sorry… Beady Eye On Tour Of UK

by Mof Gimmers

Many of your were keen to outpour your grief and disappointment when Liam Gallagher’s new band – Beady Eye – released their new single on the world. Chances are, you were hoping for something that sounded like Oasis and, sadly for Liam, it sounded more like Alvin Stardust. However, that won’t stop you from carrying [...]

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New Video: Beady Eye ‘Bring The Light’

by Mof Gimmers

When Oasis split up, many of us breathed a massive sigh of relief. They’ve been churning out toothless, thundering-pain-in-the-stomach rock for so long that it really did seem like they would fulfil Damon Albarn’s prophecy of becoming the new Status Quo. However, they did the right thing and split up before one of the Gallagher [...]

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Oasis’ Gallagher Gives Away New Single For Your Vague Interest

by Mof Gimmers

It’s a good thing that Oasis split-up. This is because, should the band have continued, Liam or Noel Gallagher would have probably killed each other, which would have meant a reappraisal of Oasis’ back catalogue and dreadful, sycophantic mewings over just how ‘great’ they were. Instead of becoming rock martyrs, they’ve been left to shuffle [...]

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Oasis To Reform Only ‘If Really Skint’ – Please Give Generously

by Paul Pencott

Charity organisations the world over are believed to be gearing-up for a massive appeal on behalf of all ex-members of Oasis as Liam Gallagher announced to Sky News: “The only reason why Oasis will come back is when we’re fucking skint.” Although he also said the forthcoming album from new band Beady Eye will be [...]

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The Most TERRIFYING Celebrity Feuds Revealed!

by Josh Burt

Right, everyone needs to calm down. CALM DOWN! JUST RELAX! Breathe. That’s it. Breathe. Relax your mind, calm your addled nerves with a nice green tea or a cuddle with a bosomy fat person. Feeling better? Good. Now, try and maintain your calm, because it’s important. Otherwise this whole Liam Gallagher versus Peter Kay thing [...]

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Liam Gallagher Vs Peter Kay: The Argument Nobody Cares About

by Matthew Laidlow

So did you watch the Brit Awards the other night? No? Whatever caused you to either watch repeats of The Simpsons on Sky or David Beckham run around in some stripy shorts? What were you thinking? After all, this is the Brits! An awards ceremony which has given highlights such as Jarvis Cocker making Michael [...]

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Kaiser Chiefs Ricky Wilson: ‘We Are The New Oasis’. Nobhead?

by Paul Sorrenti

Ricky Wilson, AKA King of the Dicks, has declared that his band, Kaiser Chiefs, are ‘the band that most music fans would see as their (Oasis’) successor’.

Now, this makes him a prick for a number of reasons:

1) It’s obviously bull-shit.

2) Who does he mean when he says ‘most music fans’? Have you ever met anyone who isn’t a fan of music? Everyone who ever existed is a fan of music and hecklerspray knows a few of them: not one has ever claimed Kaiser Chiefs are the successors of Oasis. Only Ricky.

3) He’s obviously only doing it in the vain hope that Noel will retaliate, on the off-chance it could turn into a war like the Blur/Oasis feud of old, like he tried to start with the Arctic Monkey’s, which of course failed spectacularly, what with Kaiser Chiefs not being fit to lick either of their comparatively messianic assholes.

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