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Levi Johnston Wants Sarah Palin’s Old Job, Obviously

by Stuart Heritage

Seriously, it must be awesome being Levi Johnston – he’s dedicated his entire life to riling Sarah Palin.

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Bristol Palin Splits Up With Somebody Or Other For The 2392th Time (part 2)

by Mof Gimmers

It must be rubbish being Bristol Palin. Not only is her first name a euphemism for boobs, but her mum is a mentalist. On top of all that, she just can’t seem to keep her man. Oh wait! Yes she can! Nope. Hang on. He’s gone again.

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Bristol Palin Calls Off Engagement To Levi Johnston Because Etc Etc Etc

by Paul Gibson

We know, you’ve had an anxious couple of weeks fretting about how Bristol Palin and Levi Johnston have been getting on with their engagement. Such anxious feelings are only to be expected when one of the couple is the daughter of America’s stupidest and most wholesomely religious person, and the other is famous only for [...]

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Hooray! Bristol Palin & Levi Johnston Ready To Do It Again!

by Stuart Heritage

We’re not female. But if we were, we know exactly what we’d want in a man. A love of hockey, for example.

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Levi Johnston Apologises To Sarah Palin On Behalf Of His Mouth

by Stuart Heritage

Levi Johnston has lived the dream. He’s knocked up a schoolgirl, indirectly lost an election and endorsed some nuts.

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This Just In: Levi Johnston’s Penis Obscured By Foliage

by Stuart Heritage

Admit it, the highlight of your November was going to involve examining Levi Johnston’s penis for protruding veins.

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Levi Johnston Rips On Sarah Palin While Promoting His Testicles

by Stuart Heritage

Is it just us, or has the sexual tension between Sarah Palin and Levi Johnston become too much to take?

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Playgirl: Levi Johnston Not Done Baring His Nuts Yet

by Stuart Heritage

Levi Johnston is like buses. Specifically big, stupid-looking sexually-misinformed, culturally-notorious buses.

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Here’s A Video Of Levi Johnston Flogging His Nuts

by Stuart Heritage

Here’s an important life lesson for you, boys – if you want to get rich, knock up a politician’s underage daughter.

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Levi Johnston Takes His Top Off For Reasons Not Immediately Clear

by Stuart Heritage

Remember Levi Johnston? Of course you do. He’s the man who knocked Sarah Palin’s teenage daughter up that time. It was hilarious.

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