Seriously, it must be awesome being Levi Johnston – he’s dedicated his entire life to riling Sarah Palin.
It informs everything he does. When Levi Johnston knocked up her schoolgirl daughter Bristol, it was to rile Sarah Palin. When he stripped off for Playgirl and told the world that Sarah Palin calls her youngest son a ‘retard’, it was to rile Sarah Palin. When he patched things up with Bristol Palin only to split up with her again days later, it was to rile Sarah Palin.
In fact, Levi Johnston has probably exhausted his ability to rile Sarah Palin by now. Wait, what? He’s making a reality show? About him running for the post of mayor of Wasilla? The same post that Sarah Palin held between 1996 and 2002? And he’s doing it specifically to piss Sarah Palin off? That’s either amazing or creepy. Oh, what the hell, it can be both.
