Levi Johnston is like buses. Specifically big, stupid-looking sexually-misinformed, culturally-notorious buses.
Let us explain. Like buses, you can go your whole life waiting for one woefully opportunistic grasp for ephemeral celebrity from Levi Johnston, and then two come along at once. You might remember earlier this week when Levi Johnston decided to cash in his fame as the father of Sarah Palin‘s illegitimate grandchild by doing a TV commercial for some pistachio nuts. Well that’s nothing.
Because Levi Johnston will soon pose naked for Playgirl. Finally we’ll get to see the dick that ruined Sarah Palin’s election hopes. Oh no, wait, that was Sarah Palin.
