Articles tagged with: Levi Johnson
Everyone Loves Sarah Palin’s Redneck Illegitimate Grandkid-Maker
If you ever wanted to be famous, why not take a leaf out of Levi Johnson's book and knock up the teenage daughter of a high-ranking politician? It seems to work - a few days ago, nobody knew who Levi Johnson was. And now, just because he happened to get vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's underage daughter pregnant out of wedlock, you literally can't get away from him. Seriously, he's been in newspapers, magazines, on TV - and this morning we swear we saw Levi Johnson on a billboard advertising Sunny Delight, accompanied by the slogan 'So good it'll make you want to grow a mullet and have unprotected sex with a teenage girl, too!' And, perversely, Levi Johnson seems to have only made Sarah Palin more popular. Barack Obama must be kicking himself - why can't he find a nice young redneck to get one of his daughters pregnant too?
If you ever wanted to be famous, why not take a leaf out of Levi Johnson's book and knock up the teenage daughter of a high-ranking politician? It seems to work - a few days ago, nobody knew who Levi Johnson was. And now, just because he happened to get vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin's underage daughter pregnant out of wedlock, you literally can't get away from him. Seriously, he's been in newspapers, magazines, on TV - and this morning we swear we saw Levi Johnson on a billboard advertising Sunny Delight, accompanied by the slogan 'So good it'll make you want to grow a mullet and have unprotected sex with a teenage girl, too!' And, perversely, Levi Johnson seems to have only made Sarah Palin more popular. Barack Obama must be kicking himself - why can't he find a nice young redneck to get one of his daughters pregnant too?
