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Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Letitia Out, Matt To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Letitia Dean has narrowly missed the semi-finals of Strictly Come Dancing, but it’s not all bad news – she managed to stay on the show for about two months longer than anyone thought she would.

But now that it’s near Christmas, Letitia had to somehow balance Strictly Come Dancing, starring in a pantomime and not vomiting down herself like a messy puppy all at once. And it was too big an ask for our apple-faced friend. Her two Strictly Come Dancing routines involved various amounts of bobbing and windmilling and manic flailing and what seemed to be an impression of a woman lunging at an invisible cake shop, but it wasn’t to be. But at least now Letitia Dean can look herself in the eye and say that she’s a better dancer than Kate Garraway. Can you? Hopefully you can, she was rubbish.

But who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power…

Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Letitia Dean To Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

It’s part two of our three-day Strictly Come Dancing betting odds blow-out!

Why are we dedicating three days to Strictly Come Dancing instead of the usual two? Well, there are two reasons – firstly we want to celebrate Strictly Come Dancing‘s continued ratings success against X Factor, and secondly we want to see if we can make our one joke about Bruce Forsyth being forgetful and our one joke about Tess Daly having a funny mouth stretch out for 50% longer than usual. Can we do it? Come back tomorrow and realise at the same time as us that we probably can’t.

Who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Letitia Dean, with help from Paddy Power…

Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: John Barnes Gone, Who’ll Win?

March 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Sooner or later the Strictly Come Dancing contestants are going to have to learn that anyone who throws an on-camera strop will get voted out – just like Dominic Littlewood and, on Saturday’s show, John Barnes.

John Barnes: brilliant when he’s asked to do a Strictly Come Dancing latin dance, but useless if he’s asked to do a Strictly Come Dancing ballroom dance. Everyone knows that. But that theory took a beating on Saturday, when John’s Samba to Sir Juke was all flabby and out of shape. Sure, he wiggled his hips around like he was trying to loosen up a colon-impacted turd, but nothing more. And as well as the technique being a bit out, John Barnes also made the routine look roughly as fun as regrouting a mid-sized bathroom. And then threw a wobbly when he got crap scores. No wonder he got eliminated.

But who’s going to win Strictly Come Dancing if John Barnes isn’t? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, Letitia Dean and Kelly Brook, with help from Paddy Power…

Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Garraway Out, Who’ll Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Well, the dream had to come to an end at some point – and on Saturday Kate Garraway was eliminated from Strictly Come Dancing after convincing enough of the public that she couldn’t dance to save her blinking life.

Having just started to recover from the leg injury that did her in before Strictly Come Dancing began, Kate Garraway suffered a back injury in training for Saturday’s Paso Doble to Somebody Told Me, meaning that the only parts of her anatomy that have come out of the show unscathed are her knockers. However, we didn’t think that Kate Garraway did too badly at her routine – being in incredible pain made her scowl sexily for the first time ever and she even seemed to let loose at one point, although that could have been because she was hopped-up on enough prescription medication to break a dinosaur.

So with no more Garraway fouling everything up, who’ll win Strictly Come Dancing? Here’s part one of the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds – for Kelly Brook, Letitia Dean and Kenny Logan – with help from Paddy Power…

Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Penny Out, Who’ll Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Penny Penny Penny, when will you learn? On Strictly Come Dancing Penny Lancaster has shown that if she put her hair up and danced an old-fashioned ballroom dance she’d sail through the elimination process easily.

So what did Penny Lancaster do on Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing? She let her hair down and tried to be energetic, that’s what. On Saturday’s Strictly Come Dancing, Penny decided to dance the Salsa to something that may as well have been Agadoo for all the bloody good it did her. Aiming for ‘vivaciously sexy’ and ending up with something appropriating ‘epileptic woman being exorcised at a disco’, Penny’s bewildering effort left the Strictly Come Dancing viewers wondering if her remote control vibrator was somehow stuck on the ‘destroy’ setting. Needless to say that Penny Lancaster is now out of Strictly Come Dancing for good.

But without Penny Lancaster, who’ll win Strictly Come Dancing this year? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Gethin Jones, Matt Di Angelo, Kate Garraway and Letitia Dean, with betting odds from Paddy Power…

Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Dominic Out, Who’ll Win?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

On Saturday tiny wee slaphead Dominic Littlewood was the latest semi-celebrity to get voted off Strictly Come Dancing, which seemed to come as a surprised to nobody except Dominic Littlewood himself.

Dominic Littlewood's stock in trade – apart from his ability to haggle three pence off the price of a new car on daytime TV – is his cheekiness. However, that went on Saturday's Strictly Come Dancing because he was dancing a Paso Doble to El Gato Montez, which apparently called for lots of marching around like a midget Hitler out of time to the music while dressed as a gay Libertine. But, as you may have expected, the most convincing part of Dominic Littlewood's performance came when he had an embittered tantrum about how nobody likes him afterwards. Even Bruce Forsyth started slating Dominic at one point, and his tolerance for awfulness is so high that he counts Jimmy Tarbuck as a friend.

Who's going to win Strictly Come Dancing? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook, John Barnes, Letitia Dean, Gethin Jones and Kenny Logan, with help from Paddy Power…

Strictly Come Dancing Betting Odds: Penny Lancaster Next Out?

August 5th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

It’s the next edition of Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow, and everyone wants to know whether there’ll be another shock result like last week, and also whether everyone is going to react as if their children died like last week too.

Having said that, the shock Strictly Come Dancing exit of Gabby Logan last week was fairly entertaining, not least because Len Goodman – a man who sat stony-faced when that Osmond woman collapsed in front of her recently – has turned into the world’s most furious man because the public didn’t vote properly. So let’s try and get another favourite out tomorrow, because we get the feeling Len might squirt his brain out of his nose in disgust if we do.

Who’ll be the next to leave Strictly Come Dancing tomorrow? Here are the Strictly Come Dancing betting odds for Kelly Brook, Gethin Jones, Letitia Dean, Penny Lancaster and Matt Di Angelo, with help from Paddy Power…