Christina Aguilera is to blame for the breakdown of her marriage to music producer Jordan Bratman. Obviously. She was the one out of the two who had a vagina. Which, of course, makes just about everything negative or scandalous within that relationship her fault.
Well, that’s not particularly our assertion. However, it does seem to be the standpoint of most of the people reporting on the divorce of the 29-year-old mother-of-one.
Just over a week ago, Aguilera filed for a divorce from her husband-of-five-years. She cited irreconcilable differences in the divorce papers, rather than scribbling ‘I’m a harlot’ in scarlet lipstick. Despite the fact that two grown people, not attached at the hip, are free to walk away from a broken relationship should they so choose, Christina is being accused of some rather nefarious actions. Because she’s the bad guy. The bad guy with the vagina.
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All of a sudden everyone’s bisexual, everyone.
The Big Brother people, Megan Fox, the one from Black Eyed Peas – everyone. Unfortunately, we’re not impressed one jot, because, frankly, being bisexual is a doddle. The ones we really look up to are the lesbians. And to prove it, here’s a list of the greatest lesbians walking the earth…
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Sometimes at Hecklerspray our working days are often thrown into chaos as we attempt to help each other out.
While we have tried to make you believe that big boss man Stuart Heritage has gone in to hibernation, it is in fact a bit of a lie. You see, after spending months wondering why he has so many odd socks, Stu has gone off to find the critters responsible and aims to unite his left Scooby Doo sock with the missing right one.
Other problems facing the world at the moment include soaring petrol costs, how to block annoying applications on Facebook and getting a decent cup of tea made.
One thing we haven’t thought too much about is why more girls decide to shun blokes for other lady folk. Well, that is everyone apart from Usher. After spending years of researching the issue and spending millions of dollars, he’s ready to present his findings in a 10,000 page dossier.
Though we’ve been able to condense it all down in to a sentence for you. Isn’t that helpful?
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