Articles tagged with: Lesbian
Top 22 Favourite Celebrity ‘Lesbian’ Kisses
Katy Perry? We just don't know what all the fuss is about. We have been kissing girls for years and liking it. It's not exactly earth-shattering news, is it? Maybe the title could have been: 'I saw a bear, and it took a dump in the woods' or even 'I saw the Pope, and he was a Catholic'. Of course, we are being facetious. Katy Perry annoyingly knew exactly what she was doing. And we fell for it hook, line and sinker. But how could the thought of an attractive girl getting it on with another girl cause such a swirl of attention?
Katy Perry? We just don't know what all the fuss is about. We have been kissing girls for years and liking it. It's not exactly earth-shattering news, is it? Maybe the title could have been: 'I saw a bear, and it took a dump in the woods' or even 'I saw the Pope, and he was a Catholic'. Of course, we are being facetious. Katy Perry annoyingly knew exactly what she was doing. And we fell for it hook, line and sinker. But how could the thought of an attractive girl getting it on with another girl cause such a swirl of attention?
Lindsay Lohan Loves Girls. And Boys. But Probably Not Animals
It's taken a while, but now Lindsay Lohan has finally decided to open up about all that stuff we already knew about her anyway. For the very first time, Lindsay Lohan has confessed to a magazine that she's probably bisexual. She won't fully commit to it for sure, just in case Samantha Ronson does turn out to be a man after all. Lindsay has, however, claimed that she doesn't know if she wants to get married to a man or a woman yet. Of course, Lindsay Lohan's sexual persuasion is her business and hers alone. If Lindsay Lohan wants to fall in love with a boy, that's fine. If Lindsay Lohan wants to fall in love with a girl, that's fine too. Frankly either one would be a step up from the barely functioning patchy-headed half-goat half-chimp hybrid abomination that was Calum Best, so really Lindsay Lohan wins either way.
It's taken a while, but now Lindsay Lohan has finally decided to open up about all that stuff we already knew about her anyway. For the very first time, Lindsay Lohan has confessed to a magazine that she's probably bisexual. She won't fully commit to it for sure, just in case Samantha Ronson does turn out to be a man after all. Lindsay has, however, claimed that she doesn't know if she wants to get married to a man or a woman yet. Of course, Lindsay Lohan's sexual persuasion is her business and hers alone. If Lindsay Lohan wants to fall in love with a boy, that's fine. If Lindsay Lohan wants to fall in love with a girl, that's fine too. Frankly either one would be a step up from the barely functioning patchy-headed half-goat half-chimp hybrid abomination that was Calum Best, so really Lindsay Lohan wins either way.
Grey’s Anatomy Blunders Into Another Big Gay Kerfuffle
Every TV show has its weakness - for 24 it's believability, for Heroes it's how rubbish it is and for Grey's Anatomy it's homosexuality. Having just clawed its way out of the last gayness-related snafu it managed to stagger into, Grey's Anatomy has inexplicably managed to slam into another one by ditching a lesbian love plot midway through, firing one of the actresses involved and fixing the other one up so that she isn't gay any more. What is it with Grey's Anatomy? It's almost as if it wants all gay people to stop watching it. And if that happened it'd probably be the end of Grey's Anatomy, because its remaining audience demographics - the elderly, the bed-bound, the narcoleptic and the stupid - don't really play as well with advertisers.
Every TV show has its weakness - for 24 it's believability, for Heroes it's how rubbish it is and for Grey's Anatomy it's homosexuality. Having just clawed its way out of the last gayness-related snafu it managed to stagger into, Grey's Anatomy has inexplicably managed to slam into another one by ditching a lesbian love plot midway through, firing one of the actresses involved and fixing the other one up so that she isn't gay any more. What is it with Grey's Anatomy? It's almost as if it wants all gay people to stop watching it. And if that happened it'd probably be the end of Grey's Anatomy, because its remaining audience demographics - the elderly, the bed-bound, the narcoleptic and the stupid - don't really play as well with advertisers.
Attention All Blokes: Jodie Marsh Wants Your Sperm Juice
In what can only be described as another attempt to gain some publicity and prove she’s still relevant to society, Jodie Marsh has decided to become a lesbian. No, we don’t really care either. But wait! The craziness of Jodie Marsh gets even, er… better. The woman shaved her lover's initials into her scalp. Now the whole world knows how much of a loved-up dyke she is! But, really, is that the best you can do, Jodie? Sculpting the letters into her pubes would have caused us to maybe bat our eyelids for a few seconds at least. But without a man around, who will open her jars of mustard or change her lightbulbs? No-one, that’s who. Girls can’t do those sorts of things. Nor can they get themselves pregnant. That’s why Jodie is calling upon all bloke/perverts to masturbate furiously into a baked bean tin and send the results to her in the post.
In what can only be described as another attempt to gain some publicity and prove she’s still relevant to society, Jodie Marsh has decided to become a lesbian. No, we don’t really care either. But wait! The craziness of Jodie Marsh gets even, er… better. The woman shaved her lover's initials into her scalp. Now the whole world knows how much of a loved-up dyke she is! But, really, is that the best you can do, Jodie? Sculpting the letters into her pubes would have caused us to maybe bat our eyelids for a few seconds at least. But without a man around, who will open her jars of mustard or change her lightbulbs? No-one, that’s who. Girls can’t do those sorts of things. Nor can they get themselves pregnant. That’s why Jodie is calling upon all bloke/perverts to masturbate furiously into a baked bean tin and send the results to her in the post.
Wait A Minute, Lindsay Lohan Is GAY?!
You know that girl who Lindsay Lohan keeps traipsing around hand in hand with, the one widely regarded by everyone to be her girlfriend? Well, guess what? She is Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend. Sort of. We think. In a telephone interview with a radio station on Monday, Lindsay Lohan explained that she had been going out with Samantha Ronson "for a very long time" - the closest she's ever come to publicly admitting a lesbian relationship. Goodness. First Clay Aiken and now Lindsay Lohan. Today really seems to be the day for admitting long-kept secrets about your sexuality. And, thanks to this spirit of openness, we've decided that it's our turn too - Mum, Dad, we only get aroused by watching pregnant midget lesbian poo porn. But only if one of the midgets is an amputee and the other one is dressed like Ringo Starr as the Pope from Lisztomania. Too much?
You know that girl who Lindsay Lohan keeps traipsing around hand in hand with, the one widely regarded by everyone to be her girlfriend? Well, guess what? She is Lindsay Lohan's girlfriend. Sort of. We think. In a telephone interview with a radio station on Monday, Lindsay Lohan explained that she had been going out with Samantha Ronson "for a very long time" - the closest she's ever come to publicly admitting a lesbian relationship. Goodness. First Clay Aiken and now Lindsay Lohan. Today really seems to be the day for admitting long-kept secrets about your sexuality. And, thanks to this spirit of openness, we've decided that it's our turn too - Mum, Dad, we only get aroused by watching pregnant midget lesbian poo porn. But only if one of the midgets is an amputee and the other one is dressed like Ringo Starr as the Pope from Lisztomania. Too much?
Megan Fox Announces Lesbian Stripper Love, All Teenage Boys Explode
As a terrifying sex cyborg sent back from the future to destroy mankind, Megan Fox knows exactly how much self-abuse she's responsible for. But even though she's easily caused enough teenage ejaculations to power a rocket trip to the moon, Megan Fox knows that her work is still not done. And that's why Megan Fox has told GQ magazine that she once had a sizzling lesbian relationship with a female stripper from Russia called Nikita. We can't congratulate Megan Fox enough for telling us this. Honestly, with the world's financial markets in meltdown and the worst recession for a century looming over us all, Megan Fox implying that she might have once rubbed her clodge against a stripper's clodge has single-handedly resuscitated the ailing tissue industry. Megan, we salute you.
As a terrifying sex cyborg sent back from the future to destroy mankind, Megan Fox knows exactly how much self-abuse she's responsible for. But even though she's easily caused enough teenage ejaculations to power a rocket trip to the moon, Megan Fox knows that her work is still not done. And that's why Megan Fox has told GQ magazine that she once had a sizzling lesbian relationship with a female stripper from Russia called Nikita. We can't congratulate Megan Fox enough for telling us this. Honestly, with the world's financial markets in meltdown and the worst recession for a century looming over us all, Megan Fox implying that she might have once rubbed her clodge against a stripper's clodge has single-handedly resuscitated the ailing tissue industry. Megan, we salute you.
Lindsay Lohan This Close To Marrying Samantha Ronson, Maybe
There used to be a time when Lindsay Lohan only loved booze, drugs, sex, partial nudity and films about winking Volkswagens, but not any more. Now it seems like Lindsay Lohan has found the love of her life - a boy-haired DJ called Samantha Ronson. For the past however many months, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been completely inseparable, going to events together, falling out of clubs together, slagging off Lindsay Lohan's dad together - and now it looks like they want to make their union official. That's right, according to reports Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson could be getting married in the next few months. Let's just pray that they don't accidentally release a Pammy & Tommy-style honeymoon sex video. Not because lesbian sex repulses us, you understand, but because we've seen Lindsay Lohan naked so many times in the last few years that one more glimpse of her ginger knockers will probably send us into a deep narcoleptic coma that we'll never recover from.
There used to be a time when Lindsay Lohan only loved booze, drugs, sex, partial nudity and films about winking Volkswagens, but not any more. Now it seems like Lindsay Lohan has found the love of her life - a boy-haired DJ called Samantha Ronson. For the past however many months, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have been completely inseparable, going to events together, falling out of clubs together, slagging off Lindsay Lohan's dad together - and now it looks like they want to make their union official. That's right, according to reports Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson could be getting married in the next few months. Let's just pray that they don't accidentally release a Pammy & Tommy-style honeymoon sex video. Not because lesbian sex repulses us, you understand, but because we've seen Lindsay Lohan naked so many times in the last few years that one more glimpse of her ginger knockers will probably send us into a deep narcoleptic coma that we'll never recover from.
Megan Fox Drinks Vinegar, Takes Her Top Off and Pretends to be a Lesbian
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
Going directly against the orders of Michael Bay, Megan Fox seems to be doing exactly the opposite to piling on some poundage. Whereas the explosion-loving director ordered every young boy in the world's wet dream to put some weight on for Transformers 2, the actress has revealed that she instead decides to clean herself out with vinegar. No, we have no idea either. But, reports have flooded in on all the websites you would hope to print them - namely the ones aimed at already-image-conscious young teenage girls, who are now likely to think that drinking vinegar is a viable dieting option. What a great example these Hollywood types set each and every day.
