Leona Lewis doesn’t care what you think, especially if you’re a lawyer.

Lawyers don’t have vision. Leona Lewis has vision. Leona Lewis has a vision of herself riding a horse onto the stage during her UK tour, and she’s NOT going to wear a hard hat, no matter what you stuffy old lawyers say.

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Normally a story about Leona Lewis falling off an animal wouldn't really strike us as anything that we?d class as news.

However we have to remember that it's the beginning of January and there is bugger all going on. It'll be a few weeks until we discover that an actor has been knocking off his PA on the side or a tape of someone doing an embarrassing sex act involving the use of a toaster and some needles surfaces.

But not all celebrities lead an over-the-top rock ‘n? roll lifestyle. Just look at Leona Lewis, for example. She's so devoid of personality that drawing a smiley face on your thumb and talking in a high pitched voice would be a more entertaining experience. In what we assume is a desperate PR exercise to show that she isn’t an utter bore, Leona Lewis recently rode a horse. But do horses love Leona Lewis? No. They apparently prefer to injure her.