Hey, remember Leif Garrett? You do? Really? Then you’re much older than we are. How does that make you feel, oldie?
But we digress. Leif Garrett – a man who once had a career so sparkling that he was in TV shows we’ve never seen, made films we’ve never heard of and recorded a number of songs that we didn’t even know existed – has been arrested for possession of heroin.
There are two appropriate responses to this news – one is ‘who’s Leif Garrett?’ and the other’s ‘oh, poor Leif Garrett. I liked him’. If you responded with the latter then IT’S PROBABLY TIME FOR YOUR BATH NOW. WE’LL GET SOMEBODY TO MASH UP YOUR DINNER FOR YOU WHEN YOU’RE FINISHED, OK?
