Articles tagged with: Leaving
You know how everything that happens behind the scenes of Grey's Anatomy is infinitely more interesting than anything on the actual show? Yeah, we should probably put that rumour to bed now. As it turns out, not everything that happens offscreen on Grey's Anatomy is interesting. Like Melissa George's decision to leave the show, for example. Melissa George isn't leaving Grey's Anatomy because she had a fight with a co-star, or because she's a screaming homophobe, or because she's a prissy diva who wanted more screentime. Melissa George is leaving Grey's Anatomy because she wants to. Frankly we expected more.
When Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie to jump, she says "how high?" And when Brad Pitt tells Angelina Jolie to start filling her guts up with unborn children, she'll stuff twice as many as he asked for up there.
That's the insinuation being made, anyway. Angelina Jolie reportedly only decided to fall pregnant with twins because she was scared that Brad Pitt would leave her if she didn't.
If that's true then Angelina Jolie is a fool. She should come and shack up with us, because we'd never ask her to get pregnant if she didn't want to. In fact, we hate children so much that we'd make her drown all her existing kids in the bath before we let her move her stuff in. That's the exact opposite of what Brad Pitt wants, which is why we're confident that Angelina Jolie will choose us.
Anyone with personal issues that can only be solved by a level-headed pop-psych Vulcan who looks uncannily like Ben Kingsley will be a little bit upset with this.
Montel Williams is quitting his talk show.
Montel has announced that The Montel Williams Show will come to an end this season, leaving the world's troubled in the capable hands of Dr Phil. Well, capable insomuch that's he's basically just a big shouting bear with alopecia. But you get the idea.
