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The Day The Music Died: The Leave Britney Alone Single Arrives To Hurt Your Ears

Some people often take things too seriously. Pete Doherty fans often cry into their pork pie hats when we write things about their hero, and we also get lots of poorly-written abusive messages back, usually along the lines of “omg how kan u say that about Pete” and “you are all like totally jealous of him like.” How we sleep at night is a mystery to us. 

Last year however, one person took offence to people bad-mouthing Britney Spears. This person was Chris Crocker, who amused the world one morning with his unmoving speech on how horrible we are to Britney Spears. His fifteen minutes of fame seemed to extend longer then anyone hoped. And whilst we’d thought that he’d finally fucked off, we haven’t heard the last off the whiney twat.

Now we have the leave Britney alone single. Filling your ears with glue and snorting chillies is more pleasurable.