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WEBTHUMP! Wednesday September 24 2008

by Stuart Heritage on September 24, 2008 0 Comments

10 - Think you can make Reckoner by Radiohead sound less like a bored ghost haunting a greenhouse? Here’s your chance – RadioheadRemix

9 - 12 disgusting chewing gum adverts in a row – Best Week Ever

8 - The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ man. Still a tremendous prick.

7 - Good news! A Bob Dylan mp3! Bad news! It’s recent Bob Dylan! Good News! It’s free! – Amazon

6 – Fed up with MC Hammer already? OK, why not follow Henry Rollins on Twitter instead?  – Twitter

5 - The most expensive way to never get employed again – I Am Bored

4 - No Bond catchphrases in Quantum Of Solace, only new ones like “Are people still watching this?” and “What would Jason Bourne do?” - Independent

3 - We’d buy an iPhone just for this. An app that uses GPS to wake you up when you reach a certain location, saving you from a ruined train journey or the sack from your job as a bus driver - Lifehacker

2 - Kung Fu Panda? Pah, this is Apocalypse Now Panda – Animalpicturegallery

1 - Are you being brainashed? Yes. By us. Now buy us some doughnuts and accept us as your master – Cracked

The Day The Music Died: The Leave Britney Alone Single Arrives To Hurt Your Ears

by Matthew Laidlow on March 11, 2008 6 Comments

Chris Crocker Leave Britney Alone singleSome people often take things too seriously. Pete Doherty fans often cry into their pork pie hats when we write things about their hero, and we also get lots of poorly-written abusive messages back, usually along the lines of “omg how kan u say that about Pete” and “you are all like totally jealous of him like.” How we sleep at night is a mystery to us. 

Last year however, one person took offence to people bad-mouthing Britney Spears. This person was Chris Crocker, who amused the world one morning with his unmoving speech on how horrible we are to Britney Spears. His fifteen minutes of fame seemed to extend longer then anyone hoped. And whilst we’d thought that he’d finally fucked off, we haven’t heard the last off the whiney twat.

Now we have the leave Britney alone single. Filling your ears with glue and snorting chillies is more pleasurable.

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Some people often take things too seriously. Pete Doherty fans often cry into their pork pie hats when we write things about their hero, and we also get lots of poorly-written abusive messages back, usually along the lines of “omg how kan u say that about Pete” and “you are all like totally jealous of him like.” How we sleep at night is a mystery to us. Last year however, one person took offence to people bad-mouthing Britney Spears. This person was Chris Crocker, who amused the world one morning with his unmoving speech on how horrible we are to Britney Spears. His fifteen minutes of fame seemed to extend longer then anyone hoped. And whilst we’d thought that he’d finally fucked off, we haven’t heard the last off the whiney twat. Now we have the leave Britney alone single. Filling your ears with glue and snorting chillies is more pleasurable.