If you like zany sitcoms where someone usually dies in tragic circumstances at the end of each episode, Scrubs is the show for you.

And if you like Scrubs, we have some good news and bad news for you. The good news is that Scrubs has found a new life on ABC, which is committed to broadcasting the show long-term. The bad news is that you’re an idiot for liking Scrubs.

Oh, and the other bad news is that Zach Braff, the star of Scrubs, is leaving the show at the end of this upcoming season. And the other other bad news is that Zach Braff is leaving Scrubs so that he can go away and make more of his annoying whiny films about how sensitive and emotional he is. More bad news than good on reflection, really.