Let’s play a game. It’s called ‘name some LeAnn Rimes songs’. How Do I Live Without You. Lovesick Blues. Leaving’s Not Leaving.

I’m Standing Outside Your Bedroom Window With A Knife, A Length Of Rubber Tubing And A Pair Of Your Underpants Held Up To My Mouth And Nose. That last one was a B-side, we think.

The point is, most of LeAnn Rimes’ songs make her sound like a stalker. Which she is, claims the wife of Eddie Cibrian, the co-star she was apparently having an affair with recently – but somewhat inevitably LeAnn Rimes is having none of it.