LeAnn Rimes, who looks a bit like Mad Magazine’s mascot Alfred E. Neuman in a Miss Piggy wig, would like to draw attention to her breasts if you have a moment to spare. You see, the singer who has re-entered the public’s imagination by having sex with someone new, is having her busters pointed at and talked about.
That’s right. While she was on holiday in Mexico (presumably for the sun as opposed to the smack), paps took pictures of her while she was wearing a bikini… and well… her jugs seemed to be fuller than usual.
So, she’s either pregnant, been eating a lot or, aah! Of course! She’s had a boob-job, right? Well, that’s the rumour doing the rounds anyway.
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LeAnn Rimes doesn’t make much of an impression in the gossip inches normally. That’s because she’s a boring person who does nothing wrong and only has two famous songs. She’s just someone who wanders over the horizon occasionally and then slopes back like Greyfriars Bobby looking for his dead owner.
However, lately, she’s been getting dragged over hot coals after she decided to have an affair with a chap called Eddie Cibrian.
This all sounds rather salacious doesn’t it? Sneaking around, illicit kisses and thriving in the thrill of the chase and the will to not get caught. But wait! What’s this? We shouldn’t rush to any kind of judgement? Read More >>>
LeAnn Rimes is famous for two primary reasons – her blissfully happy marriage and the fact that she’s not famous.
Or at least she was. Now that LeAnn Rimes’ blissfully happy marriage has withered, she’s only really famous for not being famous any more. And since we’re writing about LeAnn Rimes now, we can’t even be certain of that. Honestly, what is LeAnn Rimes for?
Anyway, LeAnn Rimes is divorcing her husband Dean Sheremet, just days after the man she was reported to be having an affair with divorced his wife. Gosh, wouldn’t it be weird if they ended up together?
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Remember Eddie Cibrian, the man who LeAnn Rimes wasn’t anywhere near having an affair with? Remember him?
Well you’ll never guess what. He’s only fallen in love with LeAnn Rimes. We don’t know what caused this dramatic turnaround, but we can only assume that the intensity of the media speculation about whether they were having an affair or not drove Eddie Cibrian into the arms of LeAnn Rimes. That’s the only logical explanation.
That or, you know, they met on the set of a TV movie and both decided to cheat on their respective partners. But that can’t be it.
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Sad news for fans of people who you intermittently forget even exist – LeAnn Rimes has split up with her husband.
The news has come out of nowhere. Maybe in retrospect there were a few awkward glances between them, or a couple of impossible-to-detect microgestures, or an internet video of that entire meal which LeAnn Rimes spent with the fingers of another man shoved inside her gob.
But it’s happened. LeAnn Rimes told concertgoers of the split on Saturday, and it came as a terrible shock. People still pay to see LeAnn Rimes in concert? What are they, mental or something?
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Let’s play a game. It’s called ‘name some LeAnn Rimes songs’. How Do I Live Without You. Lovesick Blues. Leaving’s Not Leaving.
I’m Standing Outside Your Bedroom Window With A Knife, A Length Of Rubber Tubing And A Pair Of Your Underpants Held Up To My Mouth And Nose. That last one was a B-side, we think.
The point is, most of LeAnn Rimes’ songs make her sound like a stalker. Which she is, claims the wife of Eddie Cibrian, the co-star she was apparently having an affair with recently – but somewhat inevitably LeAnn Rimes is having none of it.
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This alleged affair between LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian has really caught the public’s imagination, hasn’t it?
No. No it hasn’t. And that’s probably down to the fact that if you multiplied all the people in the world who care about LeAnn Rimes with all the people in the world who care about Eddie Cibrian, you’d end up with approximately one person. But that all changes now.
Because now there’s a video of LeAnn Rimes kissing Eddie Cibrian and sucking his finger. Or, to be more accurate, two indistinct grainy blobs jiggling around in a pointlessly nonspecific way. Gotcha, LeAnn!
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It’s been a long time coming, but LeAnn Rimes has finally started acting like a genuine country singer.
Unless she hasn’t. Basically it’s been reported that LeAnn Rimes had cheated on her husband with Eddie Cibrian, her co-star in a forthcoming TV movie. Which isn’t really news, since people we don’t care about presumably cheat on their partners with people we’ve never heard of every day.
Anyway, while Eddie Cibrian has denied the affair, LeAnn Rimes has been a little less forthcoming. You know what this means? LeAnn Rimes totally raped Eddie Cibrian in his sleep! Unless she didn’t.
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