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Leann Rimes vs. Brandi Glanville on Twitter: The Sad Saga Continues

April 1st, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Usually, there is nothing I like better more than a couple of hot messes fighting with each other over some douche bag. It’s amazing I didn’t like “The Hills” or “Laguna Beach more”, actually. However, this seventh grade Twitter war between Brandi Glanville and Leann Rimes is making me roll my eyes so much I look like I’m fucking possessed.

So Brandi was in New York with her kids, when suddenly her son with M-List Casanova, Eddie Cibrian, got sick and had to go to the emergency room. And, like any good mother, Brandi felt the need to live Tweet the damn thing and take some pics. OF COURSE SHE DID. However, this didn’t sit too well with Eddie’s current insecure, insane main bang piece, Leann Rimes. But not for the reasons you might think.

The 10 Biggest Celeb Wins and Fails of 2013

December 19th, 2013 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, 2013 is finally coming to a close, and what a year in popular culture it’s been! Since the beginning of the year, a bunch of shit has happened in the entertainment industry; some of it was awesome (basically every second I spend drunkenly watching American Horror Story: Coven and listening to Beyonc?), and some of it was awful (Amanda Bynes’ breakdown and basically everything Justin Bieber said and did).

It was a winning year for some Kardashian’s (Kim has a baby and gets engaged) and a losing year for others (Khloe gets cheated on divorced), but surprisingly enough, I’m not here to talk about the Kardashians (I can hear your gasps from here). No, I’m here to talk about other celebs who had winning and losing years. From the super famous, to the barely celebrities, I present: The 5 Biggest Celebrity Wins and 5 Biggest Celebrity Fails of 2013. Enjoy…or don’t…whatever.

LeAnn Rimes & Brandi Glanville’s Stupid Cat-Fight Rages On, No One On Earth Cares

December 9th, 2012 By Chris Chambers

Singer LeAnn Rimes and her husband, actor Eddie Cibrian,?are involved in a very ugly and very public feud with Eddie’s ex-wife, Real Housewife of Beverly Hills star and former model,?Brandi Glanville, with allegations swirling about instability, deception, narcissism, and eating disorders. While those claims may or may not be true, it seems to me that the bigger, over-arching ?issue is that?all three of them appear to be petulant, publicity whores.?

The mess first began when LeAnn and Eddie had an?affair back in 2009, when Eddie was married to Brandi and LeAnn was married to some other guy. The affair was made public, both marriages ended, and?LeAnn and Eddie got married. It’s all a bit sordid, with the most unfortunate part being the likely impact?the drama must have on Eddie and Brandi’s two children together.

Hey! Look At LeAnn Rimes Breasts Would You? Tell Us If You See Boob Job Scars

January 5th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

LeAnn Rimes, who looks a bit like Mad Magazine’s mascot Alfred E. Neuman in a Miss Piggy wig, would like to draw attention to her breasts if you have a moment to spare. You see, the singer who has re-entered the public’s imagination by having sex with someone new, is having her busters pointed at and talked about.

That’s right. While she was on holiday in Mexico (presumably for the sun as opposed to the smack), paps took pictures of her while she was wearing a bikini… and well… her jugs seemed to be fuller than usual.

So, she’s either pregnant, been eating a lot or, aah! Of course! She’s had a boob-job, right? Well, that’s the rumour doing the rounds anyway.

LeAnn Rimes Has An Affair Like The One You Probably Had That One Time

November 4th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

LeAnn Rimes doesn’t make much of an impression in the gossip inches normally. That’s because she’s a boring person who does nothing wrong and only has two famous songs. She’s just someone who wanders over the horizon occasionally and then slopes back like Greyfriars Bobby looking for his dead owner.

However, lately, she’s been getting dragged over hot coals after she decided to have an affair with a chap called Eddie Cibrian.

This all sounds rather salacious doesn’t it? Sneaking around, illicit kisses and thriving in the thrill of the chase and the will to not get caught. But wait! What’s this? We shouldn’t rush to any kind of judgement?

LeAnn Rimes Divorces Her Husband, Which Is A Gigantic Shock

September 2nd, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

LeAnn Rimes is famous for two primary reasons – her blissfully happy marriage and the fact that she’s not famous.

Or at least she was. Now that LeAnn Rimes’ blissfully happy marriage has withered, she’s only really famous for not being famous any more. And since we’re writing about LeAnn Rimes now, we can’t even be certain of that. Honestly, what is LeAnn Rimes for?

Anyway, LeAnn Rimes is divorcing her husband Dean Sheremet, just days after the man she was reported to be having an affair with divorced his wife. Gosh, wouldn’t it be weird if they ended up together?

LeAnn Rimes Smooches Man She Definitely Wasn’t Having An Affair With

August 25th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Remember Eddie Cibrian, the man who LeAnn Rimes wasn’t anywhere near having an affair with? Remember him?

Well you’ll never guess what. He’s only fallen in love with LeAnn Rimes. We don’t know what caused this dramatic turnaround, but we can only assume that the intensity of the media speculation about whether they were having an affair or not drove Eddie Cibrian into the arms of LeAnn Rimes. That’s the only logical explanation.

That or, you know, they met on the set of a TV movie and both decided to cheat on their respective partners. But that can’t be it.

LeAnn Rimes Splits With Her Husband FOR SOME REASON

July 27th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Sad news for fans of people who you intermittently forget even exist – LeAnn Rimes has split up with her husband.

The news has come out of nowhere. Maybe in retrospect there were a few awkward glances between them, or a couple of impossible-to-detect microgestures, or an internet video of that entire meal which LeAnn Rimes spent with the fingers of another man shoved inside her gob.

But it’s happened. LeAnn Rimes told concertgoers of the split on Saturday, and it came as a terrible shock. People still pay to see LeAnn Rimes in concert? What are they, mental or something?

Is LeAnn Rimes A Boggle-Eyed, Dribble-Faced Stalker? She Says ‘No’

June 4th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Let’s play a game. It’s called ‘name some LeAnn Rimes songs’. How Do I Live Without You. Lovesick Blues. Leaving’s Not Leaving.

I’m Standing Outside Your Bedroom Window With A Knife, A Length Of Rubber Tubing And A Pair Of Your Underpants Held Up To My Mouth And Nose. That last one was a B-side, we think.

The point is, most of LeAnn Rimes’ songs make her sound like a stalker. Which she is, claims the wife of Eddie Cibrian, the co-star she was apparently having an affair with recently – but somewhat inevitably LeAnn Rimes is having none of it.

LeAnn Rimes: The Grainy, Unwatchable Kissy Fingersuck Video

March 24th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

This alleged affair between LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian has really caught the public’s imagination, hasn’t it?

No. No it hasn’t. And that’s probably down to the fact that if you multiplied all the people in the world who care about LeAnn Rimes with all the people in the world who care about Eddie Cibrian, you’d end up with approximately one person. But that all changes now.

Because now there’s a video of LeAnn Rimes kissing Eddie Cibrian and sucking his finger. Or, to be more accurate, two indistinct grainy blobs jiggling around in a pointlessly nonspecific way. Gotcha, LeAnn!