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Chaney Pleads Guilty To Hacking Celebs For Nudes, As Well As Having The Cheek To Email Nude Requests (Amazing)

August 17th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Christopher Chaney, the man who gave the world celebrity nakedness, is a man looking at a tremendous 60 years in prison after admitting he absolutely did hack the emails of famous people and leaked their personals to us all.

And for the huge spikes in traffic he gave us, we thank him dearly.

Anyway, his?hacking into the email accounts of Christina Aguilera, Mila Kunis, Scarlett Johansson and more, Chaney used a frighteningly easy method of getting in and sharing the goods. And at one point, even asked a celebrity if they’d send him so revealing photos. Amazing!

GaGa Reminds Madonna To Be Madonna, Madonna Gets Video Banned For Being Too Raunchy

March 26th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Madonna was at the top of the pop tree for so long that she got bloated. She indulged in dumb mysticism and since then, made some flabby pop albums and looked so very, very old and infirm.

Of course, an old and infirm Madonna is still much better value than a thousand Rihanna’s, but something interesting happened in the shape of Lady GaGa.

Basically, GaGa reminded Madge what she was supposed to be. And in Her Madgesty’s latest video – Girls Gone Wild – you can see how GaGa has influenced Madonna, who influenced GaGa in the first place. It’s a circle jerk that’s ended up in the customary VIDEO HAS BEEN BANNED FOR BEING TOO RUDE.

The Man Who Gave Us Celebrity Nudes Pleads Guilty

August 17th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Celebrity boob enthusiast, Christopher Chaney, has agreed to plead guilty to hacking into the email accounts of celebrities such as Christina Aguilera, Mila Kunis and Scarlett Johansson. From there, he shared their bangers with the world.

According to court documents filed Thursday,?Chaney, will plead guilty in a federal court to nine felony counts, including unauthorized access to a computer and wiretapping.

So pleading guilty will see him getting community service or something? More like?60 years in prison. Celebrities are going to have to leak their own pictures from now on, the poor lambs. Unless, of course, they’ve got bitter exes hovering over the ‘share’ button, eh Tulisa?

Madonna’s New Album Leaks, So You Don’t Have To Buy It

March 20th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

You know how Madonna is releasing a new record? Well, there really is no need to buy it (whenever it finally gets a release) because someone has already decided to leak it, with MDNA appearing on torrent sites.

That’s nice isn’t it?

Saves everyone from having to fork out ?15 for a bunch of music made by a woman who, frankly, doesn’t really need the money anymore. What a joyous world we live in. Of course, Her Madge’s team has something to say about it all.

Assassin’s Creed 3 Announced, One Christmas Present Sorted

February 17th, 2012 By Robin Darke

Wasn?t it fantastic leaping from roof to roof in Constantinople? Diving from high towers into the river, only to miss and fall into a broken heap, slowly soiling yourself until you died alone and weeping?

It was the stuff of movies, if those movies had troubling control mechanisms and some rather heavy looking armour. Well that's what Assassin?s Creed: Revelations was all about. What it also did, was to bring the story of Altair and Ezio Auditore to a vague kind of conclusion ready for whatever Ubisoft gave us in the next installment.

Well good news everyone who’s still interested! Assassin?s Creed 3 has officially been given a release date. Of October 30th 2012. A full 10 months away. But apart from the title, and the date, what else do we know?

Tori Spelling’s Boobs Leaked Online In Peculiar Fashion [NSFW]

November 18th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Remember Tori Spelling? Her dad was a powerful TV man way back when (Love Boat and more) and magically, she ended up with a job on the original Beverley Hills 90210 and… uh… that’s about it.

Now we’ve proved she’s famous enough to talk about (ahem), would you like to see her breasts?

Ah. Ears pricked up now, huh? Well, over the jump, you’ll get to see (we’d better say ‘allegedly’ here) busters and, well, it’s not exactly in the manner which we’re all accustomed to. Get over the jump and see for yourself. Oh. And ‘salami’. Keep that in mind.

STV Forced To Cover Up Obvious X Factor Fix

November 14th, 2011 By Michael Park

You X Factor fans are a fine bunch of conspiracy theorists and when it was preemptively announced that one of the eliminated caterwaulers had been allowed back into the show, the viewing public gathered in the streets with pitchforks and torches, desperately seeking someone to pin the blame on.

When Loaded’s Man of the Year (1998-Present) Dermot announced that someone called Amelia Lily was to take her place among the X Factor elite, a lot of viewers believed that the result had already been accidentally leaked on STV’s website.

Many people who took to twitter to test the abilities of hashtag filters, thought that the early leaking of the result meant it was a fix. Cries went up and heads were expected to roll. People began looking for Simon Cowell effigies to burn in the streets as the public showed its distaste at being betrayed.

Kanye West Isn’t Like Those Other Rappers – He Stands Dumbly In The Occupy Wall Street Protest!

October 12th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Kanye West is a man so needy that it actually makes the planet we stand on wince. That said, it is kinda fun to have this celebrity waltzing around with ideas that he’s the next Picasso rather than the standard fodder of self aggrandising rapper from the streets chat.

As such, Kanye is always keen to point out to everyone that he does things a little different. He’s a real curate’s egg of a man.

And he took himself down to by With The People and protestors at the Occupy Wall Street movement in New York City this week. And there, he showcased the classic ‘I’m not doing any interviews, to promote myself’ thing.

Pictures Emerge From Tupac’s Invariably Disappointing Sex Tape (Complete With Legal Threat)

October 6th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Tupac Shakur wasn’t just one of the most average rappers to ever grace the mic. He was also a man who very rarely wore a shirt. He was really very, very keen when it came to showing off his grotesquely pumped up torso.

However, his family aren’t keen on the idea of another pumped up bit of his anatomy being aired for all to see as they’re threatening to sue anyone who publishes his sex tape.

Does this sex tape even exist? Seems so. And we’ve got ourselves a still from it with a disclaimer so no-one takes us to court.

Tupac’s Dead Penis Arouses Six Figure Bidding War

October 4th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

There’s nothing quite like celebrity genitals. They’re much, much better than non-famous genitals. And trumping all those are the famous genitals of a celebrity cadaver. That’s why we’re all getting excited about Tupac!

See, Tupac Shakur isn’t just a pretty average rapper who got good in people’s eyes the minute he died.

He’s also a man who can get a nosh from a lady while dancing around to his own music while smoking cheap drugs. He’s our hero. And now, with the news that a sex tape is floating around, two bongo film distributors are locking becondomed antlers in a bid to buy it, so we can all watch it for free on some dodgy website. Seriously – there’s massive idiots out there who actually pay for skinny flicks.