You never know what you’re going to get when you meet Mike Tyson. Is he going to punch you? Is he going to rape you?
Both? You just don’t know. And that’s what makes Mike Tyson such a lovably violent convicted rapist. So it must have come as something of a relief to a photographer at LAX yesterday when Mike Tyson only decided to punch him. Allegedly. Mike Tyson has been arrested for allegedly punching a paparazzo at LAX.
Brilliantly, Mike Tyson also reportedly performed a citizen’s arrest on the photographer while he was at it. Yep, say what you like the convicted drug-possessing rapist who brutally attacks people in the face for a living, but that man sure knows how to uphold the law.
