Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Have you ever been so annoyed you missed out on a Beyonce concert that you sued her, her concert promoter, and the stadium it was held in?
Two women are suing Queen Bey and everyone she’s ever come into contact with after a fan stampede outside her Chicago concert left them needing a hospital visit. That’s a bad day in anyone’s books, but it also meant that they missed their chance to breathe in the same air as Beyonce, and now the women are out for blood. Or its cash value, anyway.
Now this would make a great episode of Catfish – Jennifer Lopez is being sued because someone posing as her allegedly duped a guy into sending them naked photos in return for her listening to his demo CD. You couldn’t make this stuff up.?
Christmas is always a slow time for celebrity gossip, but thankfully it’s picking back up with all the speed of Justin Bieber peddling away from the neighbour’s house on his Power Rangers trike. The latest insane lawsuit involves a fifty three year old woman pretending to be Jennifer Lopez, JLo herself being sued for ? ? ?$10, 000, and some poor guy thinking he was about to become the fourth Mr Lopez.
Morrissey – the man who appears on the cover of this week's NME spouting enough anti-immigrant polemic to make Anne Widdecombe look like a straggle-haired pot-smoking hippy – has had enough.
According to the NME, Morrissey spent the duration of a recent interview banging on about how crap immigrants are and how England isn't England any more like some of dribble-chinned retired bombardier who's just learnt that three extended Kosovan families have bought the house next door. However, Morrissey seems adamant that that everything in the NME interview is a big fat lie, and so he's followed through on his promise to sue the magazine for everything it owns.
And by 'everything it owns' we mean three Klaxons promo CDs, a sperm-stained poster of The Horrors and as much hair gel as he can possibly eat.
