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Super Injunctions Leaked On Twitter For Us All To Chortle At

by Mof Gimmers

Before we even begin, what you’re about to read could well be the biggest crock of fibs you’ll ever read. And we don’t know where we stand legally on the whole thing. However, it is scurrilous rumour and that’ll do for us! See, what happened over the weekend, should you have missed it, is that [...]

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Jim Morrison Didn’t Expose Himself At Doors Gig, Leaving Us Wondering What The Point Of Him Was

by Mof Gimmers

What happens when people convince a complete bozo that he’s a shaman and a poet? Well, in the case of Jim Morrison from The Doors, they repay you with cod-psychedelic twaddle, alcoholism, abuse, a death-wank in the bath and occasional flashes of the penis. Great. He’s a real rock hero isn’t he? All brainless and [...]

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Denise Richards To Make Best TV Show In History

by Stuart Heritage

What’s the one thing better than constantly reading about the ridiculous, abnormally braindead custody squabble between Charlie Sheen and Denise Richards?

Why, watching it on TV! And that’s exactly why Denise Richards has reached the genius decision to take part in a reality TV show all about her cack-brained efforts to make Charlie Sheen look as monumentally dimwitted as possible in public.

Best of all, there’s nothing that Charlie Sheen can do about it.

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