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Lauren Conrad’s Stupid Book Turns Into A Stupid Film
The first rule of writing is 'write what you know', but try telling that to Lauren Conrad from The Hills. How could Lauren Conrad write what she knows? She doesn't know anything. Tell Lauren Conrad to write what she knows and she'll end up handing you a Post-It note with 'My doggy looks cute in a hat' written in Crayola on one side and a drawing of what appears to be a thalidomide monkey with a plantpot on its head on the other. Oh, we're just jealous. Lauren Conrad has written a book, and now she's going to turn it into a film. Possibly.
The first rule of writing is 'write what you know', but try telling that to Lauren Conrad from The Hills. How could Lauren Conrad write what she knows? She doesn't know anything. Tell Lauren Conrad to write what she knows and she'll end up handing you a Post-It note with 'My doggy looks cute in a hat' written in Crayola on one side and a drawing of what appears to be a thalidomide monkey with a plantpot on its head on the other. Oh, we're just jealous. Lauren Conrad has written a book, and now she's going to turn it into a film. Possibly.
Wait A Minute, Someone From The Hills Knows How To Write?
Generally speaking, the cast of The Hills are such a bundle of obnoxiously overprivileged mimsies that they seem incapable of wiping their own bottoms by themselves. But there's always an exception to the rule, and in this case it's Lauren Conrad. True, she might spend her entire life trapped in an oblivious richie rich bubble - a bubble that most sane people would like to take a flaming cricket bat to - but you can't say that Lauren Conrad doesn't possess basic English skills. That's because Lauren Conrad has just signed up to write three young adult fiction books that she totally would have been asked to write anyway even if she wasn't on TV all the poxy time. We don't know about you, but we think that these Lauren Conrad books are going to be the best young adult fiction books written by a woman we've never heard of from a TV show that we actively dislike ever. Yay for books!
Generally speaking, the cast of The Hills are such a bundle of obnoxiously overprivileged mimsies that they seem incapable of wiping their own bottoms by themselves. But there's always an exception to the rule, and in this case it's Lauren Conrad. True, she might spend her entire life trapped in an oblivious richie rich bubble - a bubble that most sane people would like to take a flaming cricket bat to - but you can't say that Lauren Conrad doesn't possess basic English skills. That's because Lauren Conrad has just signed up to write three young adult fiction books that she totally would have been asked to write anyway even if she wasn't on TV all the poxy time. We don't know about you, but we think that these Lauren Conrad books are going to be the best young adult fiction books written by a woman we've never heard of from a TV show that we actively dislike ever. Yay for books!
