Articles tagged with: Larry King
If you're new to this, here's a recap: Carrie Prejean made a sex tape when she was 17 and sent it to Larry King. Or something. What with all the on-air tantrums and over-use of the word 'inappropriate' and solo sex tapes that are either illegal or just plain sexy, this Carrie Prejean kerfuffle is exploding off in so many directions that it's become impossible to contain. What we need is someone to simplify everyone. Someone with an air of natural authority. Someone with a haircut that looks like a monkey's matted stab wound. That's right, we need Donald Trump. And, because this is a thing that has happened and Donald Trump will shrivel up and die unless someone's constantly paying attention to him, he's obliged. Hooray.
Imagine you're Chris Brown. Woah woah woah, that wasn't an invitation to punch the woman nearest to you in the face. Just cool your jets. Now, imagine you're Chris Brown. You've been convicted of violently attacking Rihanna, so what's the most important thing you can do? That's right - keep quiet. And if you really have to do a TV interview, please don't say that you can't remember beating Rihanna up. Because, really, only a colossal numpty would try a tactic that ridiculously braindead. Incidentally, that's what Chris Brown said to Larry King recently. But it's OK - he didn't mean it.
Hulk Hogan really should stick to the things he knows get people on his side. Rip your flimsy vest off and expose us to your leathery pectorals, stomp around huffing and puffing and generally be unable to wrestle. That's the Hulk Hogan we know and love. Though, to be honest, that kind of behaviour has become embarrassing over the last decade or so. But one thing you shouldn't - you absolutely should not - do is to say that your son ruining the life of a friend through reckless driving is "God's will." Just as Hulk did the other day. Oops.
This time last year Hulk Hogan was probably a very happy (and large) man. He had a wife, two kids, a huge house, a reality TV show, legions of adoring fans and an incredible moustache. Life was rosy for ol' Terry, king of the Legdrop of Doom. Then his prat of a son went and crashed his car while travelling at silly speeds, making a vegetable out of a good friend. Not content with ruining both his and his friend's lives, young Nick Bollea went on to be incarcerated and was placed in solitary. Obviously, the Hulkster wasn't too happy with this, but he kept up a brave front.
When it comes to telling people about good weed, Snoop Dogg is the man. Or, if you wanna be street like hecklerspray, then he’s da man - right kids?
Either way he’d clearly be a good man to turn to in times of need - you’ve got to give him his dues. Also, if you ever felt yourself thinking "I really want to listen to someone who can spell out their name in a variety of different ways," then Snoop Dogg is definitely da man – he has spent his entire career seemingly doing little else than pushing back the boundaries of that particular art form – you really do have to give him his dues.
But is Snoop Dogg da man to turn to when looking for advice on the Democratic preliminaries? Shall we find out? Yeah, let’s find out.
Dr Jan Adams, the embattled plastic surgeon who operated on Kanye West's mother Donda West right before she died, isn't precisely doing himself any favours at the moment.
Although Donda West's coroner's report hasn't pinpointed a cause of death yet, blame has still so far been mostly laid at the feet of Dr Jan Adams - the plastic surgeon, TV show presenter and reported occasional drink-driver whose operation may have played some part in Donda West's untimely death. Dr Jan Adams has yet to put his side of the story across, but that was supposed to change on last night's Larry King. That was until Jan Adams decided that actually he didn't want to talk about Donda West at all, before tearing off his earpiece and walking out of the interview, thanks to either compassion, an attorney's letter from the West family or the jarring realisation that he was missing Dancing With The Stars.
OK, it was the second one.
If there's one thing sadder than seeing a grown man cry, it's seeing an overgrown, bright-orange man with a preposterous blonde mullet and leather waistcoat combination crying.
And if there's anything sadder than that, it's seeing an overgrown, bright-orange man with a preposterous blonde mullet and leather waistcoat combination openly wonder if he should commit suicide or bury himself in an unmarked grave like the slaves, which is how Dog The Bounty Hunter has spent most of this week to atone for the tape of him being racist about his son's black girlfriend. But even though his career is in tatters and he's become something of a public hate figure, Dog The Bounty Hunter says he's forgiven the son who shopped him in, and wants to prove his forgiveness by only spraying three full cans of bear mace into his son's face next time they meet, when the traditional family greeting involves five.
Like us, you've probably turned on the TV over the last few months and been frustrated at the lack of hulking angry red-faced lesbians spluttering and gasping any time anyone says something they even slightly disagree with.
If that's the case, well, we don't want you to get too excited here, but it looks like Rosie O'Donnell is going to be given her own show on MSNBC. It's early days yet, but rumour has it that Rosie O'Donnell is in negotiations to bounce back after her high-profile resignation from The View with a daily prime-time TV show where she'll be in direct competition with Larry King. Nothing's been confirmed yet, but it's thought that Rosie O'Donnell has already drawn up a shortlist of potential titles for her show, including I Hate Everything, Outta My Way Assholes and Has Anyone Else Noticed That Elisabeth Hasselbeck Doesn't Have Her Own Show? She Doesn't, I Checked.
