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As we approach the year and a half anniversary of the death of the King Of Pop, you’d have thought that the number of stories about the tolerable, twinkle-toed man with a face like a shattered piece of primary school plaster of Paris model of the face of Bo would have begun to abate.

Clearly not though, there is still mileage from dragging out his withered corpse and dancing around on it a bit for some free publicity.

Fortunately, if, like us, you’re getting a bit bored with the whole ‘which government agency secretly killed Michael Jackson’, then breathe a sign of relief that novelty clothes-wearer, will.i.am has come up with a fun new game that doesn’t directly involve us picturing someone poking around in the exposed stomach-cavity of a man-child, like a scene from the worlds most hellishly distressing Zombie movie.

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If there was a list of Films That Nobody Remembers, there’s no way that Lara Croft: Tomb Raider would be on it.

And that’s because nobody would remember it enough to include it. But just because it’s primarily famous for being the only film in history that people actually forgot about while they were watching it, Lara Croft: Tomb Raider is getting a reboot.

The favourite to become the new Lara Croft is Megan Fox. Not because she looks like Angelina Jolie mind you, but because… oh, OK – it is because she looks like Angelina Jolie. Who are we kidding?

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