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The Hangover Hangs Over The Weekend Box Office

June 14th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

weekend box office, the hangover, Up, Land Of The Lost, The Taking Of Pelham 1 2 3Right, first an admission. The Hangover is the top movie at the weekend box office this week. That's not the admission.

The admission is that The Hangover was also the top movie at the weekend box office last week as well. But we said that it was beaten by Up because the numbers were quite close and nobody worked it out properly for a few days. So sorry.

Anyway, The Hangover is the top movie at the US weekend box office this week. Unless there's been another mistake and really it's Up. Or Drag Me To Hell. Or ET. Whatever.

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Visit The Land Of The Lost!

June 9th, 2009 By Alex de Moller

landofthelostWill Ferrell is back for more.

The master of stupidity returns to play misguided scientist Rick Marshall in a bid to break the laws of space and time. Rick claims to have discovered time travel with his Tachyon Amplifier, only to be ridiculed by scientists, the media and everyone who isn’t dog-barking mad. The amplifier works, transporting Marshall, his sexy research assistant Holly (Anna Friel) and redneck buddy Will (Danny McBride) to a post apocalyptic world of aliens, dinosaurs and freaks.

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Up Beats Off Will Ferrell At The Weekend Box Office

June 7th, 2009 By Stuart Heritage

Up, Weekend Box Office, land Of The Lost, Will FerrellIn these days of giant fighting space robots, it’s rare for a movie to top the weekend box office for more than a week.

But Up‘s done it. Pixar’s heartwarming tale of a little old man who becomes so insane with indescribable grief that he literally has to leave the face of the Earth has remained number one at the US weekend box office.

See Dreamworks? This is how you sell a cartoon. Now make sure that Kung Fu Panda 2 ends with the panda developing a harrowing alcohol dependency, and be quick about it. There’s money to be made!

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Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Land Of The Lost, The Thing, Dizzee Rascal, Terminator Salvation, The ApprenticeFolded for the good stuff, Creased for the bad.

Folded:

  • Land of the Lost trailer online (and, surprisingly, it looks okay)
  • Being only as tall as a Ribena Berry yet still being able to kick everyone's ass (we're talking about you, Mr. Jack Bauer)
  • The Thing…coming back to your screens on September 15th (a giant widescreen head on legs? We’re there)
  • Dr. Oetker pizzas (extra fat, extra taste)
  • Dizzee Rascal (don't let the fact that Dizzee looks like a sixth-former playing truant fool you, he’s alright)

Creased:

  • Four minute Terminator Salvation clip online (enough already)
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