Phil Spector should be updating his CV today – underneath ‘producer’ and ‘creepy oddball’ he needs to add ‘murderer’.
That’s because – although scientists had forecast that it wouldn’t end until long after humans became slaves to their evil robot overlords – the Phil Spector murder trial has finally reached its dramatic conclusion. And apparently he did it – Phil Spector has been convicted of second-degree murder.
Phil Spector now faces a mandatory life sentence, reflecting the tragedy of the situation. Not that he shot Lana Clarkson, you understand, but that he didn’t shoot the person responsible for all his batty old lesbian wigs.
