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Look! A Video Of A Naked Man At The MTV EMA’s Waggling His Bits At Hayden Panettiere

by Mof Gimmers

You may remember Hayden Panettiere from Heroes and… umm… nothing else. Well brace yourself, because you’re about to remember her for being one half of an awkward conversation with a naked Irishman. That’s right. Hayden was presenting  the MTV Europe Music Awards in Belfast and a streaker found his way onstage with all his balls [...]

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Lady GaGa Biopic In The Works, Despite Her Only Being Famous For 30 Seconds

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a woman obsessed by fame. She loves it. She likes the idea, the smell, the taste and the lumpy feel of it. She would wouldn’t she? She hasn’t been famous long enough to become jaded by the idea. It’s all one big, vague art project to her. And despite the fact she’s [...]

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X Factor Review, Week 4: The Deathly Hallows Part 1

by Sophie Hall

So, ITV1 have given all their money away to wife beaters and rapists. This is the new way. As such, this essentially means you have to watch X Factor twice, because they can’t afford to make any new TV programmes. Thank god Kelly Rowland agreed to work overtime due to how much she believes in [...]

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Lady GaGa Nearly Gets Off With Glassy Eyed Britney Spears While In Drag

by Mof Gimmers

Do you know who Jo Calderone is? No. Well it’s Lady Gaga in men’s underpants. Okay? And when GaGa dons some skiddy briefs, drops the ‘s’ from ‘she’, all kinds of mischief can be had, including trying to molest Britney Spears who still has the look of a mental ward about her. Great scenes, especially [...]

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Incredibly Long Unnecessary Review Of X Factor 2011, Episode 1

by Sophie Hall

It has been 8 months now, since we all obligingly sat down with a couple of friends, some choice lunch meats, and self loathing, and watched Matt Cardle furiously leaking into his corduroy jeans. Oh, and won X Factor 2010. Some would say the healing process after viewing this will need a considerably longer time [...]

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Lady GaGa Unleashes Her Bare Boobs All Over A Piano In A Video

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is a creature that loves wearing outlandish outfits, but seemingly, feels so restricted by clothes in general that she’s more than willing to tear them off at any given point, ensuring that just about everyone has seen her boobies. And she’s at it again, flopping them out all over her ivories. That’s right [...]

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Lady GaGa Becomes Moving Meat Target For Sharks

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa is learning to surf. Ain’t that great? She’s learning to surf in Mexico’s Puerto Vallarta, which must be a lovely way to spend your time. Don’t bother with all that Promoting Your New Single lark. Just take your bushy bushy blonde hairdo to the beach and go surfin’. The best news is that [...]

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Decoded: Lady GaGa’s Warning In ‘You And I’ That You Should Never Mix Ice Cream With Fish

by Mof Gimmers

Lady GaGa has a new video out again for us to all split into two camps about. One camp is the “Hurray! She’s weird and fresh! Just what pop needs!”, the other is the “Boo! She’s an idiot! An attention seeking idiot! Make her go away!” This promo for ‘You And I’ will be no [...]

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GaGa To Play Amy Winehouse In TV Biopic? (Did We Dream This Headline?)

by Mof Gimmers

Amy Winehouse hasn’t been dead a month and already, we’re painted into a corner, forced to make light of it all. We kinda wanted to be respectful for a little longer but alas, the world works in such a way that we’re now required to mercilessly tear her death a new one. See, despite the [...]

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HecklerPlay: Start Panicking! A Justin Bieber Clone Is About To Be Unleashed

by Matthew Laidlow

Back in the late eighties and throughout most of the nineties, the yoof of society were warned against certain evils, particularly drugs such as ecstasy and acid that were associated with dance music. Anything that’s popular usually has parental groups flapping and trying to convince everyone else that a child indulging in said activity will [...]

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