Lady Gaga has just released the long-awaited video to Telephone, her new single. But so bloody what, eh?
You won’t watch it. You won’t watch Lady Gaga and Beyonce singing about how much they like telephones, because the video is nine and a half minutes long. Nine and a bloody half poxy minutes long! You’re busy people – you couldn’t possibly sit in one place doing one thing for nine and a half minutes, even if that thing was watching a video of Lady Gaga and Beyonce banging on about a lovely telephone. Your life is far too short.
So here’s what we’ll do. We’ll watch the Lady Gaga and Beyonce Telephone video for you, and then show you the ten best bits from it after the jump. Honestly, the things we do for you people sometimes.
